The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread again!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

Hard-core pR0n:

 

[miles]

All that AND a pair of DSL's.

Who said God is dead?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got lost on the hemis.


Today is Easter, so God has rizz up again.


Quiz question: what type of hammer was used to drive crucifixion nails?


This is old, but some of this shitt is still applicable and funny: http://viralcircus.com/20-ways-to-subtly-mess-with-people-that-will-crack-you-up/

When I hate someone, I make sure to have it seem obvious to them that I couldn’t care less what’s going on or what they have to say… then make sure in other company to really sing their praises… really go on about how much I admire this person… so when she is bitching about me to someone else, they think she’s a terrible person. I’m slowly breaking a coworker this way. She can’t figure out why she doesn’t like me, people think she’s such a bitch for hating on me, especially since I just think the world of her.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Another Little Johnny bit . . . .

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"

Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Batch]

Oil, it appears the beast wants oil.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oil is cheap.


Steel-n-iron, not so much!!!


I added oil to the Faithful Truck yesterday. It now requires a quart between oil changes.


Of course, if I were still running standar oil instead of synthetic and changing it every 3500 miles instead of 10,000, it wouldn't need a drop.

 

[Batch]

Yep, the Beast is a faithful truck. Surprised it has lasted.

 

[thør]

Oil is cheap.


Steel-n-iron, not so much!!!


I added oil to the Faithful Truck yesterday. It now requires a quart between oil changes.


Of course, if I were still running standar oil instead of synthetic and changing it every 3500 miles instead of 10,000, it wouldn't need a drop.

I do not run dino oil in my vehicles. The cruiser is at over 230,000 with synthetic. And it starts at -30°F without being plugged in.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have only done -30*F as a wind chill value.


That was enough.


My best couple of vehicles have both been trucks. My worst couple of vehicles were also trucks.


I can't imagine being truckless any more, ever, for any reason.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Every so often, a post should cause seizures:

 

[thør]

I have only done -30*F as a wind chill value.


That was enough.


My best couple of vehicles have both been trucks. My worst couple of vehicles were also trucks.


I can't imagine being truckless any more, ever, for any reason.

I do not have a "truck" in the strict definition, but the cruiser is a classic 4WD beast that will carry more than the typical pickup on the road today. For oversize items, there's the trailer. Yeah, it's a stinky diesel, but it gets great mileage and I don't have to worry about drowning out a distributor when fording a stream.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Pork Zartman???


An alt's name comes to mind . . . .

I have recently converted to Islam in order to get my wimmins under control.

I find this photo to be highly offensive.

More than Trump even.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!!


Got some coffee. Got nothin' else until the coffee does its thing.

I do not have a "truck" in the strict definition, but the cruiser is a classic 4WD beast that will carry more than the typical pickup on the road today. For oversize items, there's the trailer. Yeah, it's a stinky diesel, but it gets great mileage and I don't have to worry about drowning out a distributor when fording a stream.

Sounds like you ain't truckless. We do diesels here, too. I don't have one, but my brother scored one last month.


I need to spend some quality time with the old vehicles and get them up and going for the good weather.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"

Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."

*chuckle*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have recently converted to Islam in order to get my wimmins under control.

I find this photo to be highly offensive.

More than Trump even.

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I'm quite sure that Pork doesn't give a shit.


Bacon, either.


Neither does Cornpone, because everyone knows that the best cornpone is made with bacon drippings.


Oh, and we'll be keepin' an eye on your and your "kind", just to be sartain . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Gonna send out one-Adam-12 to stake out the A_J Hacienda?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa9Y0Hlrlbs

 

[Wat_Tyler]

*chuckle*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Gonna send out one-Adam-12 to stake out the A_J Hacienda?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa9Y0Hlrlbs

I always do my best not to be on speaking terms with them or their kind.


Speaking of bacon . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Some of the craziest chicks I knew were strippers...



I like fucking crazy, but in the end,

All you're left with is crazy.

~and~

crazy residue...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What happens is, you start to doubt your own sanity.


There was Eileen, who wasn't from Abilene, and who was only mean . . .


except she was only right. But would keep me up all night . . . until she picked the next fight.


She has make-up sex fantasies. So did her . . . replacement. That was a tough cycle to break . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's so top heavy that she needs to be banned from stairs!



Clearly...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And heels.


The risk of injury is too great . . .


to other people.


Perhaps someone needs to alert some alphabet agency to make a ruling . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is this Monday or MILFday?

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