TSCLT 11.0: The pantheon hates a pussy!!!

[Champakian]

I think you found the appropriate dog name, "Hey! Hugh!"

 

[Champakian]

Yep. Never let a crisis go to waste;
crisis sells commercials;
Crisis is Our Brand.

 

[Champakian]

I do love the news and its crises.

This morning's offering: Democrat proclaiming on the 6th,
there is no spike in crime! He's been carjacked...

Time to switch parties?

 

[bellisarius]

Morning folks. Last shopping day before Xmas for me.

It seems only fitting that they be victims of their own ideology.

 

[Champakian]

I was supposed to have a delivery yesterday.

Who knows? Maybe it's in the mailbox.

Maybe today. Lord only knows when tomorrow's delivery will show up.
I hope it went UPS or FedEx and not USPS...

 

[bellisarius]

I'm running out this AM to get a rib roast and some other food related stuff. That'll end the shopping.

 

[Champakian]

The local grocery chain delivered yesterday.

The ham is huge, but I will do a Solomon on it and freeze half.



I get a vicarious thrill out of making delivery trucks do the driveway from hell...

 

[Champakian]

Then to make sure they get back into their vehicles quickly,

I unleash the dachshunds, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...

 

[bellisarius]

I'd let them deliver Ham, or Turkey. But there's no way in hell I'm going to let them pick out a standing rib roast for me.

 

[Champakian]

It just doesn't sound like a traditional Holiday meat to me.


Even a haunch of venison would be more traditional.

 

[bellisarius]

It's very traditional outside the heathen community.

 

[Champakian]

The meat of the interloper!

 

[Champakian]

21 more posts after this Wat.


I hope you have a more worthy title this time.


Stats Galore, the boring Bond Woman

 

[Champakian]

Big Stupid is getting so old (not to mention deaf)
that when I let her out this morning, she could barely navigate the steps down and up.
When she finally managed to get in, she took a nap at the kitchen door.
Then she crawled into the living room and took a nap on the carpet.
She then got up to the edge of her dog bed and took a nap.
Now, four tries later, she's asleep in her bed...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Eleven. No, ten. No, nine. And what's wrong with Version umber Two of this title? BT done comed up wiffit, and it ain't broke. Besides, none of us really gives a half-fuck what it's called anyway.


Happy Thursday. The young cat knows that something is up. It is - it's called Road Trip. Wish I had slept another couple of hours. Stayed out too late with the Wednesday Night Crew here. Went out for Mexican. It was so fucking tame. We had a good time anyway. Miss that crew.


Got the paperwork bit tooken care of this morning. All is well there.


And this coffee is getting gone straight away . . . .

 

[JohnnySavage]

Not a fan of the turd colored car

 

[Champakian]

Speaking of which,

I got the fourth car sold yesterday. It was an Acura. It had a lot of miles.

 

[Champakian]

A responsible owner would have painted it black.


I see a red door...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Larry didn't dilly dally this morning. It was 15 out. That's why I only piss outside in the summer.

 

[Champakian]

I too find the dogs are the best indicator of weather.
Speed == cold, wet = rain. Warm = Where are they?

I also use my gloves to keep me warm when winter wee-ing...

 

[Endrura]

Any meat or meal is a holiday meal as long as you have the right people to share it with.
We do ham here because the only turkey eater moved too far away to visit.
When all this is over I'm going to need a vacation from the holiday.

 

[bellisarius]

Done!!!!!! Except for breakfast tomorrow I'm off the road.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Turkey is in the brine!

I'll be glad to get the next 10 days behind me.

Next year I can say that I get my retirement next year.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, shit brown. It's my favorite year and a twelve banger to boot, and a decent body style. Whoever picked the paint, I hope they died screaming and that Allah has them roasting in the hottest corner of Islamic Hell.


Home!!! It wasn't a bad trip except for the dumbasses who stopped in the middle of the Interstate for no discernible reason. Had to stand Petunia on her nose, but nothing was damaged except for the girl cat's feelings. She seems to be mending quite nicely, but she may be mad at me.


She'll get over it.


Gonna graze in on something really simple. Although it would have been nice to cop some Numbah Wun Fuckee . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Link to new version:


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