TSCLT 8.0: Jesus Hates A Pussy

[bellisarius]

Should we give you the nick "Flicker and Flash" now?

It's loafing o'clock here now. Unwinding after my perilous venture into Corvid land.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[SpeareChucker]

Good Morning Quarantine!


Nice outside.
Nice enough for a dog to loiter.
Now little stupid is doing her morning whine.
She's been out, has food and water, so this is about big stupid and a dog bed.
So, big stupid just ran away, the Highland way and suddenly the whining has stopped.
Now the dilemma is, which one of the beds feels just right this morning...

Dumbass dog.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy payday Wednesday!!!


Slept with the window open here last night in satelliteland. I can hear the road a bit more. Some guy rode by with some nice-sounding pipes.


Still got my Brazilian goofs today and tomorrow. Three monkeys fucking a football. Same shit different day.


The coffee is damned good. This is my favorite time of year.

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning!

The coffee IS good this AM.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Allah damned right!!!


So, do we have consensus that Allah Hates a Pussy?


I kinda liked Jesus Hates a Puppy.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Allah is just all right with me...


You can tell this is not a Liberal thread.
The doll would be a Real Doll™ and
it's owner would be lamenting over
the guilt of demeaning it on a
daily basis...

 

[bellisarius]

Go for it.

No range today, the sheriffs rescheduled for Friday. Fine by me.

 

[SpeareChucker]

The rain has held off so far.
Maybe I will get to some external sanding and priming this morning.

It sure would give me something productive to do,
get out in the sun and air, good for me, good for you...

Urrah!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because perhaps Allah's hatred of all things pussy is more intense than Jesus's. Hate. Pussies.


At least there is precious little whinging here.


Second cup is as good as the first . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

It sure has been a while since the followers of Jesus
have blown themselves up in his holy name...






A Tale of Two Prophets

 

[bellisarius]

Our dear governor, in her infinite wisdom, has decided to order the liquor stores closed. Marvelous!!! Now the desperate drunks on the street will be flocking to the grocery stores to get their "medicine." As if the grocery stores aren't already the communities go to place to spread the virus.

 

[SpeareChucker]

But the governor gets to pat herself on the back with pride

(a reference to comments just made in another thread)...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Talk about Essential Businesses, liquor stores are it, in no-trump.


I was checking to see where my new HfD seat is. I ordered it from the factory. It seems like I ordered it on the Saturday before the Monday that their rocket surgeon guv'nor shut them down for being non-essential.


This is a travesty, an injustice, and a motherfucking outrage. Wat should declare jihad.


Maybe in his spare time . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

It's a sad, sad situation,
worry seems to be the strongest word...

[apologies to Sir John]


The politics of fear and threat of reprisal.
People distributing Harley Parts are made of sterner stuff!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

JUst read an article about comparing the Road Glide and Some Other Bike.


I think there's a conflict of names with another maker, but what do I know?


Like building linen closets and shelf heights above the floor, and cane rails - things where common sense has been overruled by - "position."


Bullshit by any other name . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I get to bust this thread this morning.

The lighter [up]side of isolation...


Storms and coolness.
My weather girl has disappeared.

I hope we haven't lost another hottie to a bigger market.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Careful with that axe, Eugene.


What's-Her-Name will start another one in Your Hono(u)r, like she did That One Time.


Of course, I think that last thread is still unlocked, so there's That.


Off to dog some weasels . . . .

 

[Endrura]

Morning all
The stores weren't bad yesterday but trying to find allergy meds was impossible
I did get more coffee though, I think I may become a coffee hoarder then I will never have to fear idiots again.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I hoard allergy medicines too!

 

[SpeareChucker]

This episode is actually a perfect positive for a prepper.
It validates the inclination to Be [Boy Scout] Prepared
as well as drawing down on stocks leading to
replenishment stocking (and an economic boost)
when this all comes to pass...

past...

 

[Endrura]

I hoard allergy medicines too!

One good side of not having meds people are giving me lots of social distancing so it made shopping easier. If they spent more time reading they would realize a runny nose is not a symptom.

As for the preppers being validated, I think more borderlines will join their ranks and idiots will do it wrong and end up sick or hurting others.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Most people don't have the storage capacity
or they have wasted on non-essential and non-edible items.

I blame our consumer mentality field my vacuous television entertainment.
Heck, anymore, the commercials are better than the shows themselves;
they make sense, like when I was very young and mom watched the soaps.
Commercials were five minutes long and used a details story-oriented script.
Then again, there were only two channels, in black and white.
My how times have changed...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Here. Weasels are arriving.


There will be weaseling soon.


Oh, the wonders of weaseling. It's like 57 channels and nothing's on.


Off to hurt their tender feelings . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I did it!





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