TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[BrokenBarbie]

I put leaf covers over my gutters...


Of course with the steep pitch of the roof, all I need is a step stool to access them.

But still, I am a lazy sun-of-a-gun.


<smirkle>

I got it included in the contract with the landscaper.

 

[Conager]

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Should have been the Nissan model.

They could call it the “General Leaf”...

 

[SpeareChucker]

What a racist, yet green, picture...

 

[Bidin~Time]

I saw a house the other day with weeds 3ft tall growing in the gutters. How do you ignore that?

5K? Wat? oh Wat?

 

[SpeareChucker]

I saw a house the other day with weeds 3ft tall growing in the gutters. How do you ignore that?

5K? Wat? oh Wat?

By smoking the four-foot grass in the basement.



<smirkle>

 

[Bidin~Time]

As to SC's spare dog; I'm glad I'm not the only one who attracts spare critters.

 

[Bidin~Time]

<smirkle>

 

[SpeareChucker]

I don't even have a barn or any edibles laying around...



Not the Colorado kind of legal edibles...

 

[Bidin~Time]

But you have hellhounds.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Big stupid is so old and sleepy, like Biden,
that she eschews the outdoors altogether
and Little Stupid won't wander away from
the immediate vicinity of the back door,
which is facing to the West. She barks
hysterically at ... nothing. Loudly.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It's the warning to the evil leaves and grasshoppers, or maybe calling the squirrels in for you.

 

[SpeareChucker]

The deer are very mirthful over her antics...


But at least one dog is getting some sort of exercise. <smirkle>

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I caught a bobcat on the cameras last night! Came up pretty close to the house.

Probably time to put a turret on the roof, or at least start looking for a nice new night vision scope.

And a new rifle to put it on.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I caught a bobcat on the cameras last night! Came up pretty close to the house.

Probably time to put a turret on the roof, or at least start looking for a nice new night vision scope.

And a new rifle to put it on.

What an opportune time to be asked to help with an estate auction!

 

[BrokenBarbie]

What an opportune time to be asked to help with an estate auction!

I won’t offer an anything there unless he doesn’t have an interest and it’s something unusual, and even then I’d ask him first.

I don’t want to step on the shop owners toes.

I’m always looking for an excuse to buy something new, though.

My basement/workshop looks like I’m preparing to invade Grenada...

 

[SpeareChucker]

Snipers take the high ground...



Expands their range.

 

[SpeareChucker]

What? You have a packed suitcase and a Fistful of Dollars?



They'll surrender without a fight.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Snipers take the high ground...



Expands their range.

My range is pretty good, if I could get up high enough I could hunt deer in the cornfields next door!

 

[SpeareChucker]

They come right up to my back door...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

They come right up to my back door...

I’m not as good as I want to be (yet) but with a target that size I could reliably take it at 5-600 yards.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I've put 10 out of 10 in the black at 500 meters -

nine to the head and I dropped one into the chest, center mass...



Since then, I think all the squirrel shooting has improved my aim
even though the former was with iron sights and now I cheat with a scope.

 

[Conager]

Should have been the Nissan model.

They could call it the “General Leaf”...

Lol.

.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Shoulda been a Juke.


Dumbest fucking car name ever!!!


Should be a Lit handle . . . .


New thread later. I'm busy.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm all for pushing the limits...



The last time, Laurel gave me credit as the thread starter.

You never know, it could happen again!


<smirkle>