ashesatwork
Single not to mingle
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I'm the only one that really thinks that And no way should AF ever be on that thread
Hahaha He Plays well with others
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I'm the only one that really thinks that And no way should AF ever be on that thread
That I am weak and naive.
I certainly am neither.
After further review, I don't think anyone thinks about me enough to have a misconception. Lol.
This is soooooo easy!
The biggest misconception people have about me (and not only on LIT) is that I'm into BDSM simply due to the genre of my writing. lol
That I am weak and naive.
I certainly am neither.
I don't have that misconception about you
You don't come across as weak or naive. What makes you think people see that? You're funny, witty, thoughtful, bright and beautiful The only dubious thing is your claim to be 40
My shyness if often taken as being uppity.
You say you are a country bumpkin, but to me, you are royalty, Lady NumiThat I am posh.
It's a Brit thing partly, I suppose, but to my fellow countrypersons, I'm just a northern country bumpkin. Expensive tastes, sure . Posh? Nah...
My shyness if often taken as being uppity.
Omg! That word! My mom used that word to describe me at a family dinner. Somehow she thought it was a compliment. So funny. I can come off as a little aloof, but not uppity.
Another common misconception about me is that people seem to think I’m very laid-back and relaxed.
Although, that is the impression I project--I don’t panic in panic situations, I am levelheaded and I have a clear and calm mind on the outside.
But on the inside, there is a fiery volcano about to erupt.
There is a tornado of thoughts and emotions tearing their way through my brain like a thousand voices all screaming out at once.
My heart is so full of love that I sometimes find it hard to speak without my voice quivering.
My soul is so full of rage I would use my bare hands to destroy the most vicious dragon if it meant protecting you.
And my loins are so full of passion that I think of nothing but stripping you naked, fondling your bare breasts, easing you onto your bed, burying my tongue between your legs and having you orgasm all over my face again and again until finally I . . .
Wait, what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, how people think that I’m so calm and cool.
Yes, but also no.
What?!?!? I mean like....huh? You mean to say you don't have a like, collection of ...you know, tools & toys dating back to like...the inquisition??
I have to admit making that misconception myself just because....aren't writers supposed to write about what they know?
People here think we are old, happily married, and fantasize about sex every waking moment.
In reality we had to lie about our ages to join Lit, we hate each other, and are virgins.
That I have a good memory. I started reading this and forgot why I came here.