~$~ Happy Retirement, Lord Pmann! ~$~

[Lord Pmann]

All you motherfuckers need to stop killing my old guy rap or I'm never getting laid.

It’s your old guy clap that’s keeping you from getting laid, mate.

 

[Mr_bogey]

It’s your old guy clap that’s keeping you from getting laid, mate.

Mate? Are you leaving the cornfields to move down under in retirement?

And spreading rumors about me having the clap isn't funny.

 

[Photog1rl]

All you motherfuckers need to stop killing my old guy rap or I'm never getting laid.

Are you still thinking that’s the issue??

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mate? Are you leaving the cornfields to move down under in retirement?

And spreading rumors about me having the clap isn't funny.

Well I laughed.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well I laughed.

I bet the person you gave it to didn't

 

[Lord Pmann]

I bet the person you gave it to didn't

Bogester… why ya gotta be so grumpy? Just roll with the punches.

 

[Photog1rl]

Well I laughed.

So did I

 

[Mr_bogey]

Bogester… why ya gotta be so grumpy? Just roll with the punches.

Because you are keeping me from my nap.

 

[Trekka]

Well I laughed.

Raises hand
I laughed too
Guilty as charged

 

[SassySheDevil]

It’s your old guy clap that’s keeping you from getting laid, mate.

Mate? Are you leaving the cornfields to move down under in retirement?

And spreading rumors about me having the clap isn't funny.

Could you two just get a room already? I'd be willing to pay something like a pay-per-view.

 

[SassySheDevil]

!?

No one did.
BUT, like Beetlejuice, here I iz!

My perspective.
Been there done that. Now our vacuum, at that time (in my much younger days) had a suction relief "valve" hee hee (a hole with a sliding cover), in case the hose was grabbing too intensely on a... carpet. Having had the goofed around with it, I knew that it could really grab on, regardless and likely leave a hickie, or worse! So when it was time to "experiment" I was pretty cautious. I actually knew nothing of for-reals blow jobs. It was a close fit, but I did not let it "attach" à la lamprey. What resulted was my flaccid cock vibrating just inside the nozzle very rapidly and I came in seconds! Didn't try it again.

What!? OH!!!! You didn't expect THAT "persepctive"! You thought I might draw something with perspective!

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Just blew my chances as a "silver fix", eh?

ps. that isn't me, now or then. And I have no idea what Pmann looks like, other than a stckman.

I keep coming back to stare at his balls.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Because you are keeping me from my nap.

Lay down your cane, Mr. Bogey. Let us make peace in a way that would bring you back to days of your childhood. We would dismount from our horses, take off our armour and drink a nice mulberry gin together, speaking about the conquests of the noble (and less noble) Lit wenches.

 

[Apisto42]

Lay down your cane, Mr. Bogey. Let us make peace in a way that would bring you back to days of your childhood. We would dismount from our horses, take off our armour and drink a nice mulberry gin together, speaking about the conquests of the noble (and less noble) Lit wenches.

I just noticed - has your avatar always pointed the wrong way? Or is that because of the new format?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I just noticed - has your avatar always pointed the wrong way? Or is that because of the new format?

It’s the new format. On a computer, it’s the right way. But since they switched, it has pointed the wrong way on mobile. I could switch to a new avatar, but they takes many years to get approved.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Could you two just get a room already? I'd be willing to pay something like a pay-per-view.

Pmann doesn't deserve that fantasy.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Raises hand
I laughed too
Guilty as charged

It's why you started the thread. And I thought we had a peace accord.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Pmann doesn't deserve that fantasy.

But I do.

 

[Apisto42]

twisted

 

[Mr_bogey]

But I do.

Put that way. Ok, I'll do it for sassy.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Put that way. Ok, I'll do it for sassy.

Whoo hooo what a guy!! Take one for the team.

 

[Trekka]

Whoo hooo what a guy!! Take one for the team.

And the other team!