Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Why does it becoming May matter?

I was also wondering this...

 

[dawn_of_night]

@morelikeasong
Is your nose okay???

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Bry1313
That new pfp is

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Bry1313
That new pfp is

What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???

Why are you like this?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are you like this?

Chemicals?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???

I would like to plead the fifth, your honor

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Chemicals?

I thought we figured it out, solvents.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Chemicals?

Sure, take the easy answer.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313
That new pfp is

Padma is the sun, the moon and the stars, and if she ever told me to pack up my knives and leave, it would ruin me.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Padma is the sun, the moon and the stars, and if she ever told me to pack up my knives and leave, it would ruin me.

Ahhhhh, that's where I've seen those funbags before!

 

[Tigobitties98]

I would like to plead the fifth, your honor

¡Hola, papí chulo! ¿Qué tal?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you know who mychal3ts is? He’s a librarian and my favorite social media follow.

Yesss! He’s so sweet. I follow him on TikTok.

I follow him on Twitter (which I hardly check anymore since Elon ruined it)

Shoutout to the Gushy Qweens (<<trying it out) out there! It actually is awesome and the laundry is worth it. Ultimately I love every beautiful variety of snooch (and occasional D) that's out there.
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I go through that many towels in a week and I don’t even squirt! “” actually has two meanings

This is, in fact, the best answer.
Gimme a B!
Gimme an O
……

Ummm…the “……” better mean the continuation of it is either
“Gimme an O!
Gimme a B!
Gimme an S!”
…or…
“Gimme some deodorant!” cuz we don’t need any B.O. here, monkey man!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

¡Hola, papí chulo! ¿Qué tal?

Ay mamacita! Fue un largo dia. Necesito bebidas como cervezas o margaritas. Como tu?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You know what I was thinking might be popular on Only Fans? Like a middle aged guy with a dad bod that videos himself folding laundry and cooking dinner between dirty videos of himself.

I could do that.

Yes please

Sign me up.

This is clear theft of intellectual property. Me & @morelikeasong will not stand to have our OnlyMoms website hijacked in such a way!

Okay, but what about dudes just being good dads? I swear when guys like @Whiskeyjack and @SalaciousMonkey22 talk about their kids, it does things to my ovaries

If I had an OnlyFans that's all it would be. Plus live streams of me sat at my home office desk writing PowerPoint slides and emails

How are you with Excel? There may be quite a few people here who love a good spreadsheet

 

[vagrantx]

 

[BrendaD]

He needs a gingerbread schnapps.

Just sayin’

 

[vagrantx]

He needs a gingerbread schnapps.

Just sayin’

Never had that. Now I need it

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm currently taking applications.

I want to be Squidward.

By all means, lie down

I feel like she missed an opportunity with that long nose of his Should be sticking straight up and fully-coated

Unfortunately I am 97.5% straight...

It’s Ryan Reynolds, isn’t it? Or perhaps Ryan Gosling? Definitely a Ryan though

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s Ryan Reynolds, isn’t it? Or perhaps Ryan Gosling? Definitely a Ryan though

Reynolds. Fuckin Deadpool made me a little less straight.

And I'm home, finally. Thank you for the support and well wishes, they were needed over the past couple days.

 

[Bry1313]

Okay, but what about dudes just being good dads? I swear when guys like @Whiskeyjack and @SalaciousMonkey22 talk about their kids, it does things to my ovaries

Did I tell you about coaching girls travel basketball from 3rd thru 8th grade?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A question to my American friends in this thread.

Is it true what they show us in the movies, where you all keep your shoes on in the house, even on the couch? Or is that Hollywood malarkey?

I wear slides at home. They never touch the ground outside. I can slip off the slides and climb in bed for a nap or put my feet up on the couch at any time and not get floor dirt on the bed or couch.

Also, my parents and I were born and raised in the US, but I’m 1/4 Asian, so that may have influenced my habit of wearing slides indoors

That's helpful to know.

So... helpless?

GDI, I just got the Helpless song from Hamilton in my head just from that one word

Reynolds. Fuckin Deadpool made me a little less straight.

And I'm home, finally. Thank you for the support and well wishes, they were needed over the past couple days.

I knew it!

And glad you’re back home with the unlimited wifi porn! Hope you’ll be all better and feeling like your usual self soon!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did I tell you about coaching girls travel basketball from 3rd thru 8th grade?

You did not, but I’m listening!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Reynolds. Fuckin Deadpool made me a little less straight.

And I'm home, finally. Thank you for the support and well wishes, they were needed over the past couple days.

Glad your home.... He's so fuckin cute, my favorite though is the proposal, his attitude towards the end of the movie was just fucking sexy as hell, imo.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Okay, but what about dudes just being good dads? I swear when guys like @Whiskeyjack and @SalaciousMonkey22 talk about their kids, it does things to my ovaries

So Monday, I was helping with the pole vault event for the middle school track meet and I had the opportunity to help coach my son a bit and he set his new personal record. Jump and Excitement (short timer since it's my kid)

Does that do anything for ya?