MischiefMakerAlways
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I thought we figured it out, solvents.Chemicals?
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I thought we figured it out, solvents.Chemicals?
Sure, take the easy answer.Chemicals?
Padma is the sun, the moon and the stars, and if she ever told me to pack up my knives and leave, it would ruin me.
Ahhhhh, that's where I've seen those funbags before!Padma is the sun, the moon and the stars, and if she ever told me to pack up my knives and leave, it would ruin me.
¡Hola, papí chulo! ¿Qué tal?I would like to plead the fifth, your honor
Do you know who mychal3ts is? He’s a librarian and my favorite social media follow.
I follow him on Twitter (which I hardly check anymore since Elon ruined it)Yesss! He’s so sweet. I follow him on TikTok.
I go through that many towels in a week and I don’t even squirt! “” actually has two meaningsShoutout to the Gushy Qweens (<<trying it out) out there! It actually is awesome and the laundry is worth it. Ultimately I love every beautiful variety of snooch (and occasional D) that's out there.
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Ummm…the “……” better mean the continuation of it is eitherThis is, in fact, the best answer.
Gimme a B!
Gimme an O
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Ay mamacita! Fue un largo dia. Necesito bebidas como cervezas o margaritas. Como tu?¡Hola, papí chulo! ¿Qué tal?
You know what I was thinking might be popular on Only Fans? Like a middle aged guy with a dad bod that videos himself folding laundry and cooking dinner between dirty videos of himself.
I could do that.
Yes please
Sign me up.
Okay, but what about dudes just being good dads? I swear when guys like @Whiskeyjack and @SalaciousMonkey22 talk about their kids, it does things to my ovariesThis is clear theft of intellectual property. Me & @morelikeasong will not stand to have our OnlyMoms website hijacked in such a way!
How are you with Excel? There may be quite a few people here who love a good spreadsheetIf I had an OnlyFans that's all it would be. Plus live streams of me sat at my home office desk writing PowerPoint slides and emails
Never had that. Now I need itHe needs a gingerbread schnapps.
Just sayin’
I want to be Squidward.
I feel like she missed an opportunity with that long nose of his Should be sticking straight up and fully-coatedBy all means, lie down
It’s Ryan Reynolds, isn’t it? Or perhaps Ryan Gosling? Definitely a Ryan thoughUnfortunately I am 97.5% straight...
Reynolds. Fuckin Deadpool made me a little less straight.It’s Ryan Reynolds, isn’t it? Or perhaps Ryan Gosling? Definitely a Ryan though
Did I tell you about coaching girls travel basketball from 3rd thru 8th grade?Okay, but what about dudes just being good dads? I swear when guys like @Whiskeyjack and @SalaciousMonkey22 talk about their kids, it does things to my ovaries
I wear slides at home. They never touch the ground outside. I can slip off the slides and climb in bed for a nap or put my feet up on the couch at any time and not get floor dirt on the bed or couch.A question to my American friends in this thread.
Is it true what they show us in the movies, where you all keep your shoes on in the house, even on the couch? Or is that Hollywood malarkey?
GDI, I just got the Helpless song from Hamilton in my head just from that one wordThat's helpful to know.
So... helpless?
I knew it!Reynolds. Fuckin Deadpool made me a little less straight.
And I'm home, finally. Thank you for the support and well wishes, they were needed over the past couple days.
You did not, but I’m listening!Did I tell you about coaching girls travel basketball from 3rd thru 8th grade?
Glad your home.... He's so fuckin cute, my favorite though is the proposal, his attitude towards the end of the movie was just fucking sexy as hell, imo.Reynolds. Fuckin Deadpool made me a little less straight.
And I'm home, finally. Thank you for the support and well wishes, they were needed over the past couple days.
So Monday, I was helping with the pole vault event for the middle school track meet and I had the opportunity to help coach my son a bit and he set his new personal record. Jump and Excitement (short timer since it's my kid)Okay, but what about dudes just being good dads? I swear when guys like @Whiskeyjack and @SalaciousMonkey22 talk about their kids, it does things to my ovaries
Dude. Love that he's track athlete, couldn't see the pic thoughSo Monday, I was helping with the pole vault event for the middle school track meet and I had the opportunity to help coach my son a bit and he set his new personal record. Kiddo's jump & excitement (short timer since it's my kid)
Does that do anything for ya?
Oops, try it nowDude. Love that he's track athlete, couldn't see the pic though
There was a senior when I was a freshman who pole vaulted, the pole snapped on him mid jump, we thought he got shot it was so loud ... That was in the late nineties so gunshot would have been way less common, even in the countryOops, try it now
I'm not telling him that story. I don't want him to ever consider the pole could snap.There was a senior when I was a freshman who pole vaulted, the pole snapped on him mid jump, we thought he got shot it was so loud ... That was in the late nineties so gunshot would have been way less common, even in the country
Dude was fine, but I wasn't sharing to scare you, I was sharing as a precautionI'm not telling him that story. I don't want him to ever consider the pole could snap.
It's okay, I know the risk. The kids are good about knowing which poles are rated for which weight and they check them out before every meet. It would still scare the crap out of me though.Dude was fine, but I wasn't sharing to scare you, I was sharing as a precaution
Yea. I know.It's okay, I know the risk. The kids are good about knowing which poles are rated for which weight and they check them out before every meet. It would still scare the crap out of me though.