Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re already my friend Monkey!

But I can start a campaign to get you tagged if you’d like.

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re already my friend Monkey!

But I can start a campaign to get you tagged if you’d like.

Hmmmm.... does @SalaciousMonkey22 need some attention?

Good to know!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmmmm.... does @SalaciousMonkey22 need some attention?

Good to know!

Some kind of help is the kind of help that helping’s all about
And some kind of help is the kind of help, we all can do without

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Lord Pmann wants to know if that thing comes with vacuum attachments.

Not gonna lie, that's pretty hot.

 

[morelikeasong]

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Someone is selling this on Facebook in my neighborhood…

Do I want to be haunted by a “Thinker” monstrosity that is probably gonna come to life at night and murder me?

No thank you.

I actually love that

 

[BrendaBear]

Some kind of help is the kind of help that helping’s all about

That's helpful to know.

And some kind of help is the kind of help, we all can do without

So... helpless?

 

[lavendersilk]

Dammit. Customers found out it's May. See you all when I see you.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dammit. Customers found out it's May. See you all when I see you.

Why does it becoming May matter?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Unfortunately I am 97.5% straight...

It must have been just the tip....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait

You apparently missed where I said I had a woman lie to me about how well endowed she was.

And there was this one time in college...

... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait

... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Someone is selling this on Facebook in my neighborhood…

Do I want to be haunted by a “Thinker” monstrosity that is probably gonna come to life at night and murder me?

No thank you.

 

[hotoldrguy]

not creepy at all....

 

[morelikeasong]

It must have been just the tip....

Wait

... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today

 

[vagrantx]

Moo?!
MOOoo!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/1ajdt3r/mooooo

 

[UnquietDreams]

Moo?!
MOOoo!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/1ajdt3r/mooooo

Oh, that is twisted. I love it.

I dated a girl whose family raised cows. She named them, then asked who they were having for dinner. "Yes, Snoopy certainly was tender!"

 

[vagrantx]

I dated a girl whose family raised cows. She named them, then asked who they were having for dinner. "Yes, Snoopy certainly was tender!"

A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

"Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

"Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?"

"That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat."

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why does it becoming May matter?

I was also wondering this...

 

[dawn_of_night]

@morelikeasong
Is your nose okay???

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Bry1313
That new pfp is

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Bry1313
That new pfp is

What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???

Why are you like this?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are you like this?

Chemicals?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???

I would like to plead the fifth, your honor