SalaciousMonkey22
S-Tier Darling
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I did Asia as my post college tour instead of Europe. I used to have a shit ton of these that I brought home to stock as last minute gifts for acquaintances.
Sex & Shenanigans
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Cogan
In a shower near you
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That is both impressive and scary!
UnquietDreams
Shy and reserved
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Oh, he looks gutless...
Taegul
Knight of Poonshire
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@Lord Pmann wants to know if that thing comes with vacuum attachments.
BrendaD
BrendaBear the brat
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That is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
MischiefMakerAlways
Frustrated
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That's what I said.
Lmizzler
🍒 and 🍑 Harvester
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You’re already my friend Monkey!
But I can start a campaign to get you tagged if you’d like.
SalaciousMonkey22
S-Tier Darling
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BrendaD
BrendaBear the brat
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SalaciousMonkey22
S-Tier Darling
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Some kind of help is the kind of help that helping’s all about
And some kind of help is the kind of help, we all can do without
Lord Pmann
Lord
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Not gonna lie, that's pretty hot.
morelikeasong
Fairy Princess
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I actually love that
BrendaD
BrendaBear the brat
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lavendersilk
Masturbatory
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Dammit. Customers found out it's May. See you all when I see you. 
MischiefMakerAlways
Frustrated
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Why does it becoming May matter?Dammit. Customers found out it's May. See you all when I see you.
dawn_of_night
Literotica Guru
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It must have been just the tip....
dawn_of_night
Literotica Guru
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Wait
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today
... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today
UnquietDreams
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Wait
... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today
UnquietDreams
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hotoldrguy
Mr. Smooth
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not creepy at all....
morelikeasong
Fairy Princess
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Wait
... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today
UnquietDreams
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Oh, that is twisted. I love it.Moo?!
MOOoo!!
I dated a girl whose family raised cows. She named them, then asked who they were having for dinner. "Yes, Snoopy certainly was tender!"
vagrantx
First Darlings
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A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.
"Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?"
UnquietDreams
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"That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat."
