SalaciousMonkey22
It is…desire
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2022
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You’re already my friend Monkey!
But I can start a campaign to get you tagged if you’d like.
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You’re already my friend Monkey!
But I can start a campaign to get you tagged if you’d like.
Hmmmm.... does @SalaciousMonkey22 need some attention?You’re already my friend Monkey!
But I can start a campaign to get you tagged if you’d like.
Some kind of help is the kind of help that helping’s all about
@Lord Pmann wants to know if that thing comes with vacuum attachments.
I actually love thatView attachment 2343947
Someone is selling this on Facebook in my neighborhood…
Do I want to be haunted by a “Thinker” monstrosity that is probably gonna come to life at night and murder me?
No thank you.
That's helpful to know.Some kind of help is the kind of help that helping’s all about
So... helpless?And some kind of help is the kind of help, we all can do without
Why does it becoming May matter?Dammit. Customers found out it's May. See you all when I see you.
It must have been just the tip....Unfortunately I am 97.5% straight...
... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%You apparently missed where I said I had a woman lie to me about how well endowed she was.
And there was this one time in college...
Wait
... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today
View attachment 2343947
Someone is selling this on Facebook in my neighborhood…
Do I want to be haunted by a “Thinker” monstrosity that is probably gonna come to life at night and murder me?
No thank you.
not creepy at all....
It must have been just the tip....
Wait
... So if there are 2 people in 2.5%
That means there's seventy....
Yous a ho....
Haha
I did the math. Because well it turns me on a nd I need some excitement for today
Oh, that is twisted. I love it.
A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.I dated a girl whose family raised cows. She named them, then asked who they were having for dinner. "Yes, Snoopy certainly was tender!"
"That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat."A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.
"Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?"
I was also wondering this...Why does it becoming May matter?
What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???
Why are you like this?What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???
Chemicals?Why are you like this?
I would like to plead the fifth, your honorWhat you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???