Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

You know what I was thinking might be popular on Only Fans? Like a middle aged guy with a dad bod that videos himself folding laundry and cooking dinner between dirty videos of himself.

Yes please

 

[lavendersilk]

I could do that.

Sign me up.

 

[Bry1313]

We could have a joint channel, synchronize our videos

 

[lavendersilk]

We could have a joint channel, synchronize our videos

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you only do portraits. I had a friend who was a teacher but was doing photography on the side. There was a weekly flea market in DC and he got a booth, started selling his stuff there and turned the business he sourced from that into a full time gig

Currently just portraits. Mostly babies. Because cuteness.

 

[Bry1313]

Currently just portraits. Mostly babies. Because cuteness.

Yeah, might be unethical to sell baby photos at a market

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We could have a joint channel, synchronize our videos

My heart and love are vast, but they are not commodities to be traded.

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t worry, he’s much too *poof* happy to make this a sustainable business model.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Not a gushy qween. Not to my knowledge at least. You can try though

Challenge accepted, princess

Also...

 

[Tigobitties98]

You know what I was thinking might be popular on Only Fans? Like a middle aged guy with a dad bod that videos himself folding laundry and cooking dinner between dirty videos of himself.

This is clear theft of intellectual property. Me & @morelikeasong will not stand to have our OnlyMoms website hijacked in such a way!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is clear theft of intellectual property. Me & @morelikeasong will not stand to have our OnlyMoms website hijacked in such a way!

I knew it was a bad idea. I don’t wanna cross you any more than I already have! I know what I did!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

You know what I was thinking might be popular on Only Fans? Like a middle aged guy with a dad bod that videos himself folding laundry and cooking dinner between dirty videos of himself.

I think you just described my way into the OF thing. Yes!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

You know what I was thinking might be popular on Only Fans? Like a middle aged guy with a dad bod that videos himself folding laundry and cooking dinner between dirty videos of himself.

If I had an OnlyFans that's all it would be. Plus live streams of me sat at my home office desk writing PowerPoint slides and emails

 

[dawn_of_night]

At my age, I’ve had a career. My dream is to have a job. Preferably be my own boss.

Hot dog cart is top of my list.

Your emoji is broken

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

This is clear theft of intellectual property. Me & @morelikeasong will not stand to have our OnlyMoms website hijacked in such a way!

This would be more like OnlySomeRegularBlokeDoingNormalStuff unless someone has taken that domain name already

 

[MissLabelled]

I think you just described my way into the OF thing. Yes!

Or you can do a: Come learn guitar with me. Everytime you get a chord wrong, I take off some clothing.

you'd be naked first 5 seconds in but that's the point, isn't it

 

[Amanda330]

Or you can do a: Come learn guitar with me. Everytime you get a chord wrong, I take off some clothing.

you'd be naked first 5 seconds in but that's the point, isn't it

Where does one sign up for these lessons?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can you do an American accent?

you know there are several different American accents, right?

 

[lavendersilk]

you know there are several different American accents, right?

Yes. But only one British one, right?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This is why I don't have an Only Fans.

Well also, cause I wouldn't make any money

I'll edit for you, free of charge. You know, to keep you profitable.

 

[MissLabelled]

Where does one sign up for these lessons?

As unofficial membership coordinator for NRJ Naked Guitar Lessons (TM), you just need to send me a private message and we’ll take it from there.

 

[hotoldrguy]

This is why I don't have an Only Fans.

Well also, cause I wouldn't make any money

just send me your pics and I will evaluate the potential success of your Onlyfans

 

[macster3951]

This how I imagine I am folding sheet

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7253158820623469866

 

[lavendersilk]

This how I imagine I am folding sheet

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7253158820623469866

Not a dad bod, but

 

[macster3951]

Not a dad bod, but

Yes, I know. Leave it to me for not following directions.