Hijack me!!!

My penis is an autobot. It transforms into a snail when it is cold outside.

Did you lose the Christmas present I made for you already?

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Looks like a nice, bright iridium flare will be visible from my house tomorrow evening...should be some quick fun (like my sex life)....
 
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