SCP's Tavern of debauchery.

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ok giving this thread idea another go...

Come one come all, just don't be easily offended if @BadAmy makes you cry or @PlanetaryNebula destroys you like Tokyo!

Just save the drama for your llama and has a good one in here.... mmmkkkkkk!

 

[BadAmy]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Just no trying to balance spoons on your nose @crazychemgirl

And if you take an epic selfie in here @NRJLIVES4ever , you can not borrow my monocle and top hat, unless you sign a contract to return them!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don't you give me that look!

If I ever cried it was because you made me laugh so hard....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

@BadAmy you need to.....

 

[BadAmy]

@BadAmy you need to.....View attachment 2277739

I got two words for you Connie, and they ain't "let's dance".

 

[PandemicReader8]

In on the ground floor!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I got two words for you Connie, and they ain't "let's dance".

Oh so what are they?

 

[BadAmy]

Oh so what are they?

 

[BadAmy]

And fwiw...I don't "debauch".

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Snags the booth in the back corner before the tavern fills up*

 

[BadAmy]

Here's some fun music for your club:

I especially like the verse..
"lil bitch, sounds so sweet"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just no trying to balance spoons on your nose @crazychemgirl

And if you take an epic selfie in here @NRJLIVES4ever , you can not borrow my monocle and top hat, unless you sign a contract to return them!

I feel dirty for being tagged in this thread.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And fwiw...I don't "debauch".

Whatever you say Your Holiness.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

*Snags the booth in the back corner before the tavern fills up*

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I feel dirty for being tagged in this thread.

How do you think I felt tagging you!?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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[BadAmy]

I feel dirty for being tagged in this thread.

This is a pretty gnarly thread.
Kinda feel like I didn't wipe enough.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Here's some fun music for your club:

I especially like the verse..
"lil bitch, sounds so sweet"

It's TAVERN!

Catchy though, I'll allow it!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

No..... the other person sitting in the corner by their lonsome....

Of course YOU.

 

[PandemicReader8]

It's like tennis in slow motion... and underwater.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

This is a pretty gnarly thread.
Kinda feel like I didn't wipe enough.

You obviously didn't follow the Charmin commercials properly did you!?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's like tennis in slow motion... and underwater.

Underwater tennis..... when are try outs!?

 

[Dribble]

Tagging someone sure means something different for today's kids from my days of taggin

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No..... the other person sitting in the corner by their lonsome....

Of course YOU.

*Reluctantly leaves comfy corner booth to walk up to the bar. Squints at the clock on the wall and orders a Bellini*