Hijack me!!!

[IhateClowns]

I can't believe this has happened. I've been sucked into the Downton Abbey madness.

Yeah that's exactly how I feel about sports.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I can't believe this has happened. I've been sucked into the Downton Abbey madness.

better than getting sucked by a ..

well.
nevermind

 

[IhateClowns]

Pfft. Mine's a Destroyer!

Mine is more of a "tug" boat really.

 

[JennyNo1]

better than getting sucked by a ..

well.
nevermind

Hoover?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Hoover?

which is better? Hoover or Dyson?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

oh so you have seen my pictures of the aunts and uncles..

YES

oh, I saw what you did there smarty pants.

who, me?

alright, fellas, i'll leave you all in the more-than-capable hands of the gorgeous and brilliant ladies here,
while I go run sexy mom errands.

leave some man-meat for me, for when I get back, would ya, girls?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

who, me?

alright, fellas, i'll leave you all in the more-than-capable hands of the gorgeous and brilliant ladies here,
while I go run sexy mom errands.

leave some man-meat for me, for when I get back, would ya, girls?

first come first served

alright, fill up my inbox ladies, its on pecan

 

[37_ttej]

Mine is more of a "tug" boat really.

Not a 12" sub?

Oh, wait. You said you were going to the burger guys joint.

That's a competing euphemism.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Not a 12" sub?

Oh, wait. You said you were going to the burger guys joint.

That's a competing euphemism.

Jett, your lack-of-av is making me has sadz.

cannot something be done about it?

 

[JennyNo1]

Jett, your lack-of-av is making me has sadz.

cannot something be done about it?

He's a shade of Grey! Personally, I'd prefer one a little closer to #50, though.

 

[37_ttej]

He's a shade of Grey! Personally, I'd prefer one a little closer to #50, though.

Well done, Jenny.

I ran out of euphemisms and had to settle for an allusion.

 

[Suz_anne]

I've been lurking... is someone going to saw off a piece or not? Sheesh!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

He's a shade of Grey! Personally, I'd prefer one a little closer to #50, though.

ohhhh! *headsmack*

you know, I have a thing for gingers.

and I agree, 37 is still wet behind the ears.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Oh my. Hmmmmm Euphemism, euphemism, come on sexual euphemism.

Oh yeah? We what if you sunk your Battleship into mine? I mean no wait. What if my battleship comes with two cannon balls bigger than the ship is?

Yeah yeah. That's it.

lol...
As long as they're explosive..

 

[missgreekgeek]

Thought I'd join the party.
What's tonight's topic?
Anything? Everything?
Me?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I've been lurking... is someone going to saw off a piece or not? Sheesh!

my trees and bushes are fully trimmed at the moment
any other takers?

 

[37_ttej]

I've been lurking... is someone going to saw off a piece or not? Sheesh!

Hey, I've only got One Piece and I ain't sawing anything!

Unless you wanna play 'Now you sawwed it, now you didna'.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Thought I'd join the party.
What's tonight's topic?
Anything? Everything?
Me?

i can be anything you want

 

[missgreekgeek]

i can be anything you want

OMG Mike are you Optimus Prime!?!
Totally love the autobots.

 

[Thandi]

 

[magicmikeaustin]

vodka is Gooood!!

wanna share?

 

[IhateClowns]

OMG Mike are you Optimus Prime!?!
Totally love the autobots.

My penis is an autobot. It transforms into a snail when it is cold outside.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

OMG Mike are you Optimus Prime!?!
Totally love the autobots.

call me whatever you want,

can I just massage you?

 

[missgreekgeek]

My penis is an autobot. It transforms into a snail when it is cold outside.

Tell him to suck it up buttercup cause you have things to do.
Or buy a cock sock to keep it warm and snug?

 

[IhateClowns]

Tell him to suck it up buttercup cause you have things to do.
Or buy a cock sock to keep it warm and snug?

You hurt my autobot's feelings.