What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

Did you get confused and combine two postings, on two different threads, into one? Again?

I am not wearing red fishnet thigh highs with a red t shirt dress.

No. Deliberately posted here for Wolfy. It's not posted to the music thread yet.

I'm not wearing socks

 

[RaineDrops]

I’m not wearing an ankle bracelet

 

[BrendaD]

I’m not wearing an ankle bracelet

I swear, I did not swipe the one I am wearing from you! It has a bear on it! So..,

Oh.. you didn’t claim that I had… sorry…

I am not wearing Raine’s favorite dress either.

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaD
I'm not wearing this bracelet because it would look better on you..

 

[BrendaD]

I'm not this bracelet because it would look better on you..
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I totally love that!! And I do have a couple bracelets like that I have bought on the reservations in AZ. I love those things!

 

[Treeview]

No plaids in my closet. I'm fashionably prejudiced.

 

[BrendaD]

No plaids in my closet. I'm fashionably prejudiced.

No flannels? They look pretty hot on a guy who wears them right… just sayin’

 

[Treeview]

Ohhh...I wear fleece all winter and on chilly summer days. None in plaid patterns though.

 

[BrendaD]

Ohhh...I wear fleece all winter and on chilly summer days. None in plaid patterns though.

Sorry, Pacific Northwest girl here, so I just kind of think plaid flannels… sleeves rolled up… driving their 4x4 pickup… just seems appropriate.

 

[Treeview]

Sorry, Pacific Northwest girl here, so I just kind of think plaid flannels… sleeves rolled up… driving their 4x4 pickup… just seems appropriate.

Yeah...I know the motif.

There are two camps in outdoor work wear. One is the cotton fabric Carhart trend. The other is based more in camping and climbing wear using performance fabrics and stylish cuts. Clothes are tools to this camp...the one I come from.

 

[VoraciousValue]

An intrauterine device.

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing my super cute denim jumper with a plaid flannel shirt underneath… because, this is Las Vegas. But if I was back in Oregon? Oh hell yes!

 

[PhiloDaddy]

A condom.

 

[Rj_1954]

My BATMAN outfit....

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a brown and gold pinstriped suit that was made by the ghost of Rasputin.

 

[deft]

A fustanella.

 

[Rj_1954]

My cocktail. I fell asleep while drinking it.

 

[ramblnman65]

A suit made of 1970's couch fabric

 

[lanceGibs]

A crown

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing a miniskirt made from @ramblnman65 ‘s 1970’s couch material.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a vest made from the pillows of @ramblnman65 's 1970's couch

 

[LustyScribe]

No flannels? They look pretty hot on a guy who wears them right… just sayin’

Not wearing flannel underwear...but I am ordering some just in case I get a chance to go to Vegas.

Any chance. Any chance at all.

 

[BrendaD]

Not wearing flannel underwear...but I am ordering some just in case I get a chance to go to Vegas.

Any chance. Any chance at all.

My dearest Lustmeister… to let someone wear flannel in Las Vegas at any time of the year, other than maybe December, January maybe February would be excessively cruel. No. Just, no.

I am not wearing flannel again for 8 months or more.

 

[Superfungurl]

Handcuffs...for once!

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a hot pink bikini