What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaD]

Handcuffs...for once!

Switched to leather, right? So much more comfortable!

 

[LustyScribe]

My dearest Lustmeister… to let someone wear flannel in Las Vegas at any time of the year, other than maybe December, January maybe February would be excessively cruel. No. Just, no.

I am not wearing flannel again for 8 months or more.

No limits to my service, Mistress! How about just the flannel print on a pair of boxers? (Which is something else I'm not currently wearing)

 

[Superfungurl]

Switched to leather, right? So much more comfortable!

It's like I used to tell my students, please do not call me "sir"! Because typically what follows in my experience is, "...are you aware of how fast you were driving?"

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the invisible man's clothing, but how can you tell?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the emperor's new clothing. I mean, obviously the emperor should wear those first.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Moon boots

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing purple "daisy dukes"

 

[Wageslave]

I'm not wearing purple "daisy dukes"

Neither am i

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Night peeps...

 

[fsa52]

My Hawaiian pink and purple flowered muumuu

 

[Btq97]

Clothes!

 

[deft]

A Mr Blobby costume.

 

[LikeableMe]

Underwear

 

[ramblnman65]

Pinecone underwear

 

[Dapperdanman67]

I'm not wearing socks.

 

[Seadog777]

I'm not wearing anything the "media" deems fashionable.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I am not wearing anything but a sweatshirt

 

[Seadog777]

I am not wearing anything but a sweatshirt

They do make clippers for that problem now.

I jest
I jest

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not wearing blue Nike air Jordans.

But there is a story here.....

They were my 16 year old sons and I'm a 47 year old who looks like a geography teacher on a field trip.
So this morning I decided to wear his pristine pair of Bright Blue Air Jordans to go to the shops. He was so ashamed.

But it has made me realise that I could become an anti-influencer on social media. Eg Adidas or Balenciaga could pay me to wear their rival's brands to discredit and uncool them.

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing color matched fishnets with only a team tunic this morning…

 

[Rj_1954]

I awoke this morning tied to the bed with no way to untie myself. My mistress was nowhere around. I couldn't yell because I was gagged.

Not wearing anything

And the AC was on high....

 

[Trubbycat]

I awoke this morning tied to the bed with no way to untie myself. My mistress was nowhere around. I couldn't yell because I was gagged.

Not wearing anything

And the AC was on high....

Time for the ice cubes…

 

[Rj_1954]

Time for the ice cubes…

You're cruel

Luckily she left my tablet & several fingers loose to type

 

[Trubbycat]

You're cruel

Luckily she left my tablet & several fingers loose to type

I got the ice cube blowjob one time. That was an experience.

 

[BrendaD]

You're cruel

Luckily she left my tablet & several fingers loose to type

Oh, right. Because Dick-tating wouldn’t work..