What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Yesok1]

An anorak and printed train guide lanyard

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing Achmed's bones...

 

[BrendaD]

I'm not wearing Achmed's bones...

Not his bones, but you put his wig and dress on again….

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing anything remotely business casual.

 

[BrendaD]

I'm not wearing anything remotely business casual.

Business formal then? Or like wedding formal? Are you wearing a tux???

I am not wearing a cowboy hat.

 

[Yesok1]

Chewbacca face mask, that's my normal face, tah.

 

[easyoff]

Business formal then? Or like wedding formal? Are you wearing a tux???

I am not wearing a cowboy hat.

What about spurs?

 

[BrendaD]

What about spurs?

They don’t work with my Birkenstocks….

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a quiver

 

[Yesok1]

Nope, it's not a teen wolf costume, it's me! I need a wax.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing Freddy Kreuger makeup

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing Freddy Kreuger makeup

Wait - you look like that naturally???

I am not wearing an RJ mask….

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing that attitude I had on this morning...whew

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing a sexy dog catcher uniform and chasing @LupineOne around the yard.

 

[Seadog777]

A Chewbacca suit.
I just have a hairy chest.

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing a quiver

Now I am wondering if you would be willing to make me quiver…

I am not wearing a pantsuit.

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaD
@LupineOne

The Guess Who - Clap for the WolfMan

Not wearing two pair of sharp claws...

 

[BrendaD]

@LupineOne

The Guess Who - Clap for the WolfMan

Not wearing two pair of sharp claws...

Did you get confused and combine two postings, on two different threads, into one? Again?

I am not wearing red fishnet thigh highs with a red t shirt dress.

 

[WerdNerd]

Did you get confused and combine two postings, on two different threads, into one? Again?

I am not wearing red fishnet thigh highs with a red t shirt dress.

You are in my head now.

I'm obviously not wearing my filter

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or silver sparkly pasties

 

[BrendaD]

You are in my head now.

I'm obviously not wearing my filter

Isn’t that what the tinfoil hats are for?

 

[WerdNerd]

Isn’t that what the tinfoil hats are for?

Oh I am wearing that.

 

[BrendaD]

Oh I am wearing that.

…on your johnson? Which head was doing that thinking?

 

[WerdNerd]

…on your johnson? Which head was doing that thinking?

Are you spying on me?

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing blue nail polish….

I just replaced it with bright red polish.