What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a brown and gold pinstriped suit that was made by the ghost of Rasputin.

 

[deft]

A fustanella.

 

[Rj_1954]

My cocktail. I fell asleep while drinking it.

 

[ramblnman65]

A suit made of 1970's couch fabric

 

[lanceGibs]

A crown

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing a miniskirt made from @ramblnman65 ‘s 1970’s couch material.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a vest made from the pillows of @ramblnman65 's 1970's couch

 

[LustyScribe]

No flannels? They look pretty hot on a guy who wears them right… just sayin’

Not wearing flannel underwear...but I am ordering some just in case I get a chance to go to Vegas.

Any chance. Any chance at all.

 

[BrendaD]

Not wearing flannel underwear...but I am ordering some just in case I get a chance to go to Vegas.

Any chance. Any chance at all.

My dearest Lustmeister… to let someone wear flannel in Las Vegas at any time of the year, other than maybe December, January maybe February would be excessively cruel. No. Just, no.

I am not wearing flannel again for 8 months or more.

 

[Superfungurl]

Handcuffs...for once!

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a hot pink bikini

 

[BrendaD]

Handcuffs...for once!

Switched to leather, right? So much more comfortable!

 

[LustyScribe]

My dearest Lustmeister… to let someone wear flannel in Las Vegas at any time of the year, other than maybe December, January maybe February would be excessively cruel. No. Just, no.

I am not wearing flannel again for 8 months or more.

No limits to my service, Mistress! How about just the flannel print on a pair of boxers? (Which is something else I'm not currently wearing)

 

[Superfungurl]

Switched to leather, right? So much more comfortable!

It's like I used to tell my students, please do not call me "sir"! Because typically what follows in my experience is, "...are you aware of how fast you were driving?"

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the invisible man's clothing, but how can you tell?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the emperor's new clothing. I mean, obviously the emperor should wear those first.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Moon boots

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing purple "daisy dukes"

 

[Wageslave]

I'm not wearing purple "daisy dukes"

Neither am i

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Night peeps...

 

[fsa52]

My Hawaiian pink and purple flowered muumuu

 

[Btq97]

Clothes!

 

[deft]

A Mr Blobby costume.

 

[LikeableMe]

Underwear

 

[ramblnman65]

Pinecone underwear