Things... you learned from watching porn

[willlph]

Girls have really perky nipples and bleached assholes.
Always.

on a side note..... There is good money in bleaching assholes..... said no high school counselor ever!!!!!

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

Business women have a thing for young studs.

No one ever catches a woman masturbating in a library.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Two grown adults can indeed fit in the back seat of a car, with room to spare.

 

[Taegul]

Pulling out is a very effective form of birth control...

 

[julybaby04]

Off topic but you seem to watch a lot of porn, Baby.

hmm...why do I get called out? Lot's of people have posted here...

 

[Londonguy69]

That constantly rewinding and playing the same section over and over again was not particularly good for the VHS player or the tape

 

[Lia Monde]

I learned that twin sisters are always horny for any man and have perfectly choreographed their striptease and seduction.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

That Debbie really did do Dallas and she liked it.

 

[knottywifenhub]

That Debbie really did do Dallas and she liked it.

They also sported bushes

 

[willlph]

They also sported bushes

oh... I thought those were fig leaves

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

They also sported bushes

Lol....

Every time a woman takes her car to a mechanic ...the sleeziest guy in the shop in going to bend her over the hood of her car and fuck her ass...so always take lube with you ladies....just sayin....

 

[knottywifenhub]

Lol....

Every time a woman takes her car to a mechanic ...the sleeziest guy in the shop in going to bend her over the hood of her car and fuck her ass...so always take lube with you ladies....just sayin....

That's why you should take your car to jiffy lube...you know their saying... lube it or lose it

 

[BlueEyedGent]

I have learned that I really should get rid of all of the files, papers on my desk, you know....all " work related items" ...and just have it readily available for a client that will walk in ,lock the door , pull my tie , and beg me to pleasure her, right there on the desk.

 

[numeniusa]

I have learned that I really should get rid of all of the files, papers on my desk, you know....all " work related items" ...and just have it readily available for a client that will walk in ,lock the door , pull my tie , and beg me to pleasure her, right there on the desk.

Oh, way more dramatic to sweep them to the floor in a single gesture before the ... pleasuring, no?

 

[numeniusa]

I have learned some interesting new positions. Which were way more difficult to get into than I'd anticipated. And then almost impossible to get out of...

 

[Likes_Them_Kinky]

It's not true what they say.... "you'll go blind"

 

[RossieOregon]

Some actors and actresses should attend Fingering 101.

 

[1Browneyedguy]

I've learned that for the most part porn actors and actresses aren't that attractive, that the women generally have BIG breasts, bigger butts and can't act.

My dogs are happier when they're told to stay and stay.

 

[Ask For More]

Hot tubs are only for sexual activities

 

[Hornblende]

Hot tubs are only for sexual activities

Women like to see a man whirling his cock around like a helicopter

 

[Lia Monde]

I learned that women never wear comfortable cotton underwear. It's always skimpy, sexy satin and lace no matter the time or the day.

 

[bbrriiddggee]

How to have sex!!!!!!!

 

[Calliesdad2010]

I could make a joke answer,


but watching porn for years before i first had sex,

was good research on how to go down on a woman

 

[skirt_chaser]

All women want to get naked and have sex with each other.

 

[lowphat]

The first words a woman learns are "Give it to me"