Tio_Narratore
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and the Lego carpenter swings into action
I put in a Bob the Builder VHS tape recording.
and his brother - Rob the Wrecker - smashes the case.
I put in a wrecking ball...
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and the Lego carpenter swings into action
I put in a Bob the Builder VHS tape recording.
and his brother - Rob the Wrecker - smashes the case.
I put in a wrecking ball...
Let um try and move the vending machine now! Ha!
I weld in a support girder.
and the girder provides full support, but doesn't have any garters attached.
I put in a black lace garter belt to be worn at the wrecking ball...
However, I refuse to wear the garter, while paying homage to a big iron ball!
to damn kinky Tio, you wear the dang garter then!
I assume Tio has been drinking.
Well, Austin, if we're going to wrecked at this ball...
I put in an invitation to a masked ball...
I really dont like masks, so I wear a dog nose
I put in a Archaean Era Honey.
Talk about kink? and you get a ancient prokaryote as a date for the dog-nosed ball.
I put in a date with Inanna...
Hahaha! thought you would appreciate that!
I hook you up with her Akkadian counterpart, Ishtar.
and we get a great double-date.
I put in a long weekend...
and you get a short double, spiced rum. And a GPS to keep it away from the rocks.
I put in a surprise appearance from Bill Murray.
But you get stuck with a Chevy Chase.
I put in a land shark and a jar of peanut butter.
but the peanut butter trick only works on dogs. Besides, have you seen that shark's teeth ?!No way my junk is going anywhere near there. !!
I put in Dr. Dolittle, to talk down said land shark.
And, Jimmie Buffet puts on a parrot hat.
I put in a bird cage.
but it's actually a Cage aux Folles. And the birdy asks if you want to go into the bathroom for a few minutes.
I put in an unexpected Adam's Apple, and a game, involving crying.
You get a skinned knee and a bandage.
Puts in a bat, uniform and adoring fans.
and you get a very interesting post-game celebration.
I put in a cavern in Carlsbad at twilight...
You get a tour guide with a limp and lady arguing with him over taking her stroller with her.
I put in a power outage, no flashlights and a flying purple people eater.
and you get a large tin of grey paint for camouflage.
I put in a bicycle with a flat tyre.
You get a tire kicker that asks a hundred questions.
I put in a new bike path and a scenic view.
And the rain comes down by the bucketful, obscuring the view.
I put in a small umbrella
and it doesn't keep the rain off.
I put in a very wet and very annoyed Dragon...
You get the whip of a dragon's tail.
I put in a dragon sized slicker and rain hat.
but a passing pedestrian says, "hey Paddington", as he shuffles past without actually looking over.
I put in a dragon sized foot bath filled with warm water, a glass of warm gin, and a rectal thermometer (an oral one would melt).
[snicker]
You get a content dragon until they take his temp.
Puts in a beat up pair of boots and a trashed tee-shirt.