The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[SailorJerry]

And, it's time for a fashion makeover.

I put in a new pair of sneakers.

but the built in USB port doesn't work. . Back to the iStore they go.

I put in an App, which makes dragons happy and dry again. It's called 'Asbestos Spongue'.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the built in USB port doesn't work. . Back to the iStore they go.

I put in an App, which makes dragons happy and dry again. It's called 'Asbestos Spongue'.

and, the apps on my iPod only play Puff the Magic Dragon, now.

I put in a pipe.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the apps on my iPod only play Puff the Magic Dragon, now.

I put in a pipe.

and you get a really cute plumber.

I put in a test drive in the new shower...

 

[gypsymoonrose]

and you get a really cute plumber.

I put in a test drive in the new shower...

you get a busted pipe and no mop.

I put in duct tape and spit.

 

[Handley_Page]

you get a busted pipe and no mop.

I put in duct tape and spit.

but the hot water cools down too much


I put in an electric water heater with the wrong fuse.

 

[SailorJerry]

but the hot water cools down too much


I put in an electric water heater with the wrong fuse.

silly dragon, always use a GFCI !

I put in a very small hot water heater. Um, only use it for making tea.

 

[Dianthus]

silly dragon, always use a GFCI !

I put in a very small hot water heater. Um, only use it for making tea.

and you get a tin whistle, so you can have the proper noise accompaniment.


I put in three Rubbermaid containers of paper for recycling.

 

[SailorJerry]

and you get a tin whistle, so you can have the proper noise accompaniment.


I put in three Rubbermaid containers of paper for recycling.

But the neighbour's wife spots them sitting at the curb, and pulls a random piece of paper out. She reads the words while leaning against the old oak tree as traffic passes by, and is overcome by the stories written on them. She recovers, embarrassed, and slips a few more pages into her handbag for later, then looks around to make sure that no one has noticed, and hurries off to do her shopping.

I put in springtime, of sorts, in a rural subdivision.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

But the neighbour's wife spots them sitting at the curb, and pulls a random piece of paper out. She reads the words while leaning against the old oak tree as traffic passes by, and is overcome by the stories written on them. She recovers, embarrassed, and slips a few more pages into her handbag for later, then looks around to make sure that no one has noticed, and hurries off to do her shopping.

I put in springtime, of sorts, in a rural subdivision.

And, you get a white picket fence lined with daffodils and tulips.

I put in a bouquet.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, you get a white picket fence lined with daffodils and tulips.

I put in a bouquet.

and the air is filled with fragrance; that of concentrated insecticides.


I put in a Happy Dragon

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the air is filled with fragrance; that of concentrated insecticides.


I put in a Happy Dragon

and his wagging tail knocks down three church towers.

I put in a host of irate carillonophiles...

 

[Handley_Page]

and his wagging tail knocks down three church towers.

I put in a host of irate carillonophiles...

who burn down the remains and melt the bronze. . . .


I put in a billet of aluminium

 

[Tio_Narratore]

who burn down the remains and melt the bronze. . . .


I put in a billet of aluminium

and get an ingot of fool's gold.

I put in a home-made electromagnet...

 

[gypsymoonrose]

and get an ingot of fool's gold.

I put in a home-made electromagnet...

You get a missing filling and a new hobby.

Puts in a ray of sunshine and storm cloud.

 

[Handley_Page]

You get a missing filling and a new hobby.

Puts in a ray of sunshine and storm cloud.

and you cannot make your mind up which to choose.



I put in a No 8 Griply.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you cannot make your mind up which to choose.



I put in a No 8 Griply.

and you get a No. 10 Grumpy.

I put in a No. 1 Robertson...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a No. 10 Grumpy.

I put in a No. 1 Robertson...

And Grandpa says "that's the wrong one".


I put in a Good Book.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And Grandpa says "that's the wrong one".


I put in a Good Book.

and the Grand Ecumenical Synod of All Ponificators declares it blasphemous.

I put in a rather mighty pen...

 

[SailorJerry]

and the Grand Ecumenical Synod of All Ponificators declares it blasphemous.

I put in a rather mighty pen...

but Sean Connery has already patented it.

I put in a stack of patent office dispute forms to fill out. You can use your pen.

 

[gypsymoonrose]

and the Grand Ecumenical Synod of All Ponificators declares it blasphemous.

I put in a rather mighty pen...

You get a leather bound Daffy Duck notebook and dim light bulb.

Puts in a broken laptop and incriminating evidence.

 

[SailorJerry]

You get a leather bound Daffy Duck notebook and dim light bulb.

Puts in a broken laptop and incriminating evidence.

and you get a pass of Tio's homemade electromagnet, which is pretty good at rearranging electrons, it seems.

I put in a repaired data projector, and an encrypted url

 

[gypsymoonrose]

and you get a pass of Tio's homemade electromagnet, which is pretty good at rearranging electrons, it seems.

I put in a repaired data projector, and an encrypted url

Sorry, I missed your previous post.

You get lots of top secret intel.

I put in cat, a ball of yarn and a playful dog.

 

[SailorJerry]

Sorry, I missed your previous post.

You get lots of top secret intel.

I put in cat, a ball of yarn and a playful dog.

I choose the dog, because I like dogs and can't knit. If anyone needs me I'll be acting like a very happy idiot and cuddling a small furry creature that gives unconditional love in return.

I put in a sore back from sleeping on the kitchen floor next to said puppy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I choose the dog, because I like dogs and can't knit. If anyone needs me I'll be acting like a very happy idiot and cuddling a small furry creature that gives unconditional love in return.

I put in a sore back from sleeping on the kitchen floor next to said puppy.

and you get to go for a brisk early morning walkies.

I put in a package of Martha Stewart designer poop bags from PetSmart...

 

[SailorJerry]

and you get to go for a brisk early morning walkies.

I put in a package of Martha Stewart designer poop bags from PetSmart...

and the Dobermans at Camp Alderson recognize the scent.

I put in a knitted truncheon warmer.