My 'gift' and homage to the Author's Hangout

[ShelbyDawn57]

Get a room, you two!

Em

I'm game. You want to join???

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm game. You want to join???

If you boys are up for a little femdom.

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

If you boys are up for a little femdom.

Em

Only if you promise to spank me. I've been very naughty...

 

[Devinter]

There's a guy named Sam; I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I'm counting it.

Well done. Made me laugh out loud more than once, which isn't something I often get from Lit stories.

There's quite a few Sam's so that's exactly why I named a character as such. I had you and @SamScribble in mind. Maybe there was even a third Sam, but I can't check my notes right now because I'm on the move! Glad you liked it.

If you boys are up for a little femdom.

Em

Not even a little bit. Shoo!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

There's quite a few Sam's so that's exactly why I named a character as such. I had you and @SamScribble in mind. Maybe there was even a third Sam, but I can't check my notes right now because I'm on the move! Glad you liked it.



Not even a little bit. Shoo!

Well, I guess we could play pinochle or something...

 

[Fatdog25]

Only if you promise to spank me. I've been very naughty...

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Only if you promise to spank me. I've been very naughty...

Can I watch?

 

[Victoria14xs]

Like all great works, it’ll take time to be fully appreciated. But I can envision the eventual NYT review…“A towering work, destined to be dissected by scholars for decades to come. Whole careers will be made.”

Loved it…

 

[yowser]

It's dawned on me you've corrupted all of us. I hope you remember our unfinished crestfallen pleasure on the balcony and don't produce unpleasant nightmares.

 

[Devinter]

It's dawned on me you've corrupted all of us. I hope you remember our unfinished crestfallen pleasure on the balcony and don't produce unpleasant nightmares.

You're a clever one, good sir. Have a bottle of Emily's juices - on the house! (Yes, it's organic!)

 

[djrip]

And you were there, and you, and you, and even you, anonybush!

 

[AG31]

Simple - I put YOU in the story! Yes, you. Specifically you! Over 100 of you!

Hardly fair! Of course you're gonna get an H.
But at least now we all have a method for getting readers!

 

[EmilyMiller]

You're a clever one, good sir. Have a bottle of Emily's juices - on the house! (Yes, it's organic!)

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My ears are burning, or is it my pussy?

Em

 

[StillStunned]

My ears are burning, or is it my pussy?

Em

You might want to get that checked out.

It could be glitter.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

You might want to get that checked out.

It could be glitter.

That would imply someone had recently spanked her while holding her by the wings.

 

[StillStunned]

That would imply someone had recently spanked her while holding her by the wings.

That would be *so* out of character.

 

[EmilyMiller]

That would be *so* out of character.

Hey! I’m a good girl.

Em

 

[StillStunned]

Hey! I’m a good girl.

Em

It's alright, Santa's gone home. You don't have to pretend anymore.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Hey! I’m a good girl.

Em

For a given value of "good" I'm sure.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Dry-heaving and five stars immediately. Fuck you.

It was the ‘cherry soda’ that got to me. Urgh.

 

[Comshaw]

Hey! I’m a good girl.

Em

To paraphrase a lady who lived it:
Nice girls go to church, good girls get to go everywhere!


Comshaw

 

[madelinemasoch]

...Am I in this?

 

[Devinter]

...Am I in this?

Yes - though I really struggled with how to include you. At first there was a side character named Madeline among the friend group but that paragraph grew way too long, so that didn't make it to the final draft. Instead, I wrote the fairly generic but still quite personal line:

" Besides, you've suffered enough for one day. I don't think you're a masochist, and I owe you an apology, so it's time for me to pleasure you now! [sic] "

A bit subtle, perhaps.

 

[madelinemasoch]

Yes - though I really struggled with how to include you. At first there was a side character named Madeline among the friend group but that paragraph grew way too long, so that didn't make it to the final draft. Instead, I wrote the fairly generic but still quite personal line:

" Besides, you've suffered enough for one day. I don't think you're a masochist, and I owe you an apology, so it's time for me to pleasure you now! [sic] "

A bit subtle, perhaps.

Awh, that's sweet of you. Thanks.

 

[EmilyMiller]

For a given value of "good" I'm sure.

For small values of good, for sure