FMK (same same, but different)

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Lily (repeatedly and at length, and see if she took her flute to band camp too)
Marry Ted (he's a nice guy)
Kill Barney (again, repeatedly and at length)

Captain America, Superman, Captain Marvel

 

[Lindi37]

Fuck Captain America, he’s too arrogant to marry
Marry Captain Marvel, I mean, she’s amazing!
Kill Superman

Btw DC sucks

Chris Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth
Luke Hemsworth

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Fuck Chris
Marry Liam
Kill Luke

Brad Pitt
Antonio Banderas
Tom Cruise

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Chris
Marry Liam
Kill Luke

Brad Pitt
Antonio Banderas
Tom Cruise

Fuck Brad
Marry Antonio (these 2 are interchangeable)
Kill Cruise (this is the important bit. And is non negotiable)

Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter, Howard Wolowitz

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Hofstadter
Marry Cooper
Kill Wolowitz

Tom Hanks
Tom Selleck
Tom Hardy

 

[Lindi37]

Fuck Hardy!!!!!! Many many many many times
Marry Hardy
Kill the other two

Khloe, Kim, Kourtney

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Hardy!!!!!! Many many many many times
Marry Hardy
Kill the other two

Khloe, Kim, Kourtney

Cheat! Do it properly!

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Khloe
Marry Khloe Kourtney
Kill Kim and Kourtney

Harley Quinn, Cat Woman, Wonder Woman.

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck Khloe
Marry Khloe Kourtney
Kill Kim and Kourtney

Harley Quinn, Cat Woman, Wonder Woman.

Fuck Cat Woman (any iteration)
Marry Wonder Woman (Linda Carter preferred)
Kill Harley (she was close on the fuck list but she might kill me first)

Kendall Roy, Roman Roy, Shiv Roy

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Fuck Hardy!!!!!! Many many many many times
Marry Hardy
Kill the other two

Khloe, Kim, Kourtney

Kill Khloe
Kill Kim
Kill Kourtney.
Sorry I had to
Edit - skip me as I have no one to list atm for the next litster

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Shiv
Marry Roman
Kill Kendall

Dr Who, Dr Who, Dr Who , three different ones of your choice.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Fuck Shiv
Marry Roman
Kill Kendall

Dr Who, Dr Who, Dr Who , three different ones of your choice.

Fuck the Ninth Doctor (Christopher Eccleston)
Marry the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant)
Kill the Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker)

Rose Tyler, River Song, Clara Oswald

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith)
Marry the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant)
Kill the Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker)

Rose Tyler, River Song, Clara Oswald

Fuck Clara
Marry Rose
Kill River

Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Jada
Marry Will , cus he is loaded
Kill Jaden

Miley Cyrus, Arianna Grande, Lady Gaga

 

[YourSecretSanta]

Miley Cyrus, Arianna Grande, Lady Gaga

F Miley
M Ariana
K Gaga

Biden Bernie Trump

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Trump but not in the good way
Marry Bernie to Biden
Kill Trump

Thelma, Louise, Carrie

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fuck Trump but not in the good way
Marry Bernie to Biden
Kill Trump

Thelma, Louise, Carrie

Fuck Louise
Marry Thelma
Kill Carrie (which Carrie? if it's Sex in the City Carrie, can I just have a foursome with all of them????)

Mr. Big, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Louise
Marry Thelma
Kill Carrie (which Carrie? if it's Sex in the City Carrie, can I just have a foursome with all of them????)

Mr. Big, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York

Carrie from the film Carrie !

Fuck Samantha Jones
Marry Charlotte York
Kill Mr. Big

Homer Simpson, Mr. Burns, Moe Szyslak

 

[Saltfountain]

Carrie from the film Carrie !

Fuck Samantha Jones
Marry Charlotte York
Kill Mr. Big

Homer Simpson, Mr. Burns, Moe Szyslak

Fuck Homer
Marry Burns (the inheritance can't be far off)
Kill Moe (before he kills me)

Meghan Markle, Meghan Trainor, Meghan Roche

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck Roche
Marry Trainor
Kill Markle

Bert, Ernie, The Count

Fuck the Count (he can keep track of our orgasms)
Marry Ernie (he’s just so positive)
Kill Bert (dude is a downer)

ASA Rhonda Perlman, Detective Greggs, Stringer Bell

 

[Lindi37]

Fuck the Count (he can keep track of our orgasms)
Marry Ernie (he’s just so positive)
Kill Bert (dude is a downer)

ASA Rhonda Perlman, Detective Greggs, Stringer Bell

Can I fuck and marry Stringer? No?
Never seen the show so
F one of the chicks, probs greggs
M idris
K the other chick

Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Drew
Marry Reese
Kill Lucy

Xena Warrior Princess, Wonder Woman, Black Widow

 

[stevesthename]

Fuck Wonder Woman (in her Gal Gadot guise)
Marry Black Widow
Kill Xena (as if I could...)

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Wonder Woman (in her Gal Gadot guise)
Marry Black Widow
Kill Xena (as if I could...)

And which 3 people are you putting up for the next person?

 

[stevesthename]

And which 3 people are you putting up for the next person?

Oh, yes, that would be useful, wouldn't it? Let's go mad...

Emily Ratajkowski
Kiera Knightly
Elizabeth Olsen