FMK (same same, but different)

[Saltfountain]

It's the simple old game.

Nothing to do with which Litster is above (or below you)

There will be 3 people in the post above. Just say which you'd fuck, who you'd marry and who's being killed. No bottling out (you're not really doing it!)...

Once you've answered, post 3 more names for the next person

So first up...

Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Jack Ryan

 

[Lindi37]

Oooooo a new thread!
Ummm
Fuck Jack Ryan (John Krasinski is HOT!)
Marry Han Solo
Kill Indiana Jones

Wonder Woman,
Poison Ivy,
Gamora

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Poison Ivy (I mean )
Marry Gamora
Kill Wonder Woman

Daphne (from Scooby Doo), Velma (from Scooby Doo) Shaggy (yup, you've guessed it...)

 

[Lindi37]

Fuck Velma!
Marry Shaggy
Kill Daphne

Hmmm Bruce Banner, Batman, Heath Ledgers Joker

 

[Indie]

Fuck Velma!
Marry Shaggy
Kill Daphne

Hmmm Bruce Banner, Batman, Heath Ledgers Joker

Fuck Joker, Marry Batman, Kill Bruce Banner

Danny Tanner, Jesse Katsopolis, Joey Gladstone

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fuck Joker, Marry Batman, Kill Bruce Banner

Danny Tanner, Jesse Katsopolis, Joey Gladstone

Marry Danny
Fuck Jesse
Kill Joey

Dexter • Sheriff Longmire • John Wick

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Marry Danny
Fuck Jesse
Kill Joey

Dexter • Sheriff Longmire • John Wick

God it'd have to be men wouldn't it?

Fuck Dexter (because I'd be scared he'd kill me, so I'd just lay back and think of England.)

Marry John Wick (because he'd be away killing bad guys and I wouldn't have to put out.)

And kill the Sheriff (because I don't have a clue who that is.) Good logic?

Homer Simpson.
Santa Claus.
Ron Jeremy.

 

[Indie]

God it'd have to be men wouldn't it?

Fuck Dexter (because I'd be scared he'd kill me, so I'd just lay back and think of England.)

Marry John Wick (because he'd be away killing bad guys and I wouldn't have to put out.)

And kill the Sheriff (because I don't have a clue who that is.) Good logic?

Homer Simpson.
Santa Claus.
Ron Jeremy.

Fuck Ron Jeremy, cuz reasons
Marry Santa Claus.
Kill Homer Simpson.

Your mom, Pope Francis, Flo from Progressive
 

 

[Saltfountain]

Hmmmm

I'll fuck Flo (whoever she is. Hope she's hot. Hope she's a she )
I'll marry your mum. Then I'll be your Daddy...
The pope must die...

Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, Captain Marvel

 

[Bry1313]

Hmmmm

I'll fuck Flo (whoever she is. Hope she's hot. Hope she's a she )
I'll marry your mum. Then I'll be your Daddy...
The pope must die...

Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, Captain Marvel

Fuck Wanda, because yeah, how am I not
Marry Black Widow because those tatas look super familiar
Kill Captain Marvel, she’s a dud.

Aragorn
Boromir
Faramir

 

[MrsPassion]

Fuck Aragorn
Marry Faramir
Kill Boromir


Louis Griffin, Bonnie Swanson, Tricia Takanawa

 

[PandemicReader8]

Fuck Tricia
Marry Louis
Kill Bonnie

Penny, Amy, Bernadette

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck Tricia
Marry Louis
Kill Bonnie

Penny, Amy, Bernadette

Fuck bernadette
Marry amy
Kill penny

Kendall Roy, Shiv Roy, Tom Wambsgan

 

[Lindi37]

Fuck kendLl
Marry Tom
Kill Shiv

Donald Duck, Daffy Duck, Elma Fud

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Daffy
Marry Donald
Kill Elma

Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tom Baker

 

[Mr_bogey]

Damn I thought @Indiesoul came in here like a stone cold assassin and killed this thread. Kudos on "your mom". Salty is one determined MFer tho and he weaseled out of it. #impressive
Kill Tom Cruise
Marry Tom Hanks
Who the fuck is Tom Baker? Fuck that guy.

Marisa Tomei, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel McAdams

 

[marriedbigrl]

Ouch this is tough!!

Fuck Kate
Marry Marisa
Kill Rachel I guess if I have to

Danny Devito, Bob Hoskins, Joe Pesci

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fuck Bob Hoskins
Marry Danny Devito
Kill Joe Pesci (before he kills you)

Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward

 

[YourSecretSanta]

M SpongeBob
F Patrick
K Squidward


FMK: California, New York, Texas

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

M SpongeBob
F Patrick
K Squidward


FMK: California, New York, Texas

I was told there would be people...
Fuck NY
Marry CA
Kill TX

Ken Jennings, Bob Barker, Steve Harvey

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I was told there would be people...
Fuck NY
Marry CA
Kill TX

Ken Jennings, Bob Barker, Steve Harvey

I was genuinely surprised to learn just now that Bob Barker is still alive.

Fuck Steve Harvey
Marry Bob Barker (it's likely to be a short marriage and I'm quite the gold digger)
Kill Ken Jennings

Steve Martin, Martin Short, Chevy Chase

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I was genuinely surprised to learn just now that Bob Barker is still alive.

Fuck Steve Harvey
Marry Bob Barker (it's likely to be a short marriage and I'm quite the gold digger)
Kill Ken Jennings

Steve Martin, Martin Short, Chevy Chase

Marry Steve Martin, fuck Martin Short, kill Chevy Chase.
Three amigos is like my favorite movie.

Ted Bundy, Hall, and Oats

 

[Saltfountain]

Marry Steve Martin, fuck Martin Short, kill Chevy Chase.
Three amigos is like my favorite movie.

Ted Bundy, Hall, and Oats

Killing Chevy Chase is totally the right answer

Fuck Daryl Hall
Marry John Oates (he looks like he'd enjoy being someone's bitch)
Kill Ted Bundy (only one of us doing any killing round here, and it ain't that cunt)


King Charles
Queen Camilla
Queen Elizabeth II (before she died...)

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Liz
Marry Carmilla
Kill Charlie, then I would be KING

Bungle, George, Zippy

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck George (and listen to him giggle)
Marry Bungle (he can cook)
Kill Zippy (ahhhhh, Jeffreyyyyyy)

Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood