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Bry1313 said:
Fuck Jolie
Marry Aniston
Kill Pitt

Phoebe Waller Bridge
Olivia Coleman
David Tenant
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Fuck David Tennant (but wait till he regenerates a couple of times)
Marry Olivia Coleman (obviously)
Kill Phoebe Waller-Bridge (for having a name that made my autocunt have a stroke)

Your first crush, your first girl/boyfriend, your first partner
 
Saltfountain said:
Fuck David Tennant (but wait till he regenerates a couple of times)
Marry Olivia Coleman (obviously)
Kill Phoebe Waller-Bridge (for having a name that made my autocunt have a stroke)

Your first crush, your first girl/boyfriend, your first partner
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Fuck my first crush
Marry my first partner
Kill my first girl/boyfriend.


George Clooney, Kiefer Sutherland, Paul Rudd
 
Fuck Elton
Marry Tom
Kill Paul (Sorry, Paul)

Cap'n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, Count Chocula
 
Fuck Cap’n Crunch
Marry Tony
Kill Count

Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow
 
Fuck Elizabeth
Marry Mary - Kate and Ashley couldn't tell em apart anyways.
Kill some time with all three.

Tom Hardy, Hugh Grant, Kiefer Sutherland
 
Fuck Hugh
Marry Tom
Kill Kiefer

Your dad's mom, your dad's dad, your mom's dad. (why is mom's mom not an option? Because that's Nana and you do NOT make Nana a part of this conversation you sicko!)
 
Whiskeyjack said:
Fuck Hugh
Marry Tom
Kill Kiefer

Your dad's mom, your dad's dad, your mom's dad. (why is mom's mom not an option? Because that's Nana and you do NOT make Nana a part of this conversation you sicko!)
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jesus

fuck whiskeyjacks's dad
marry whiskeyjack's mom
kill whiskeyjack's grandpa

Tyrion Lannister, Cersei, Jaime Lannister
 
Fuck Cerseri
Marry Tyrion
Kill Jaime

Lister, Rimmer , Kryten
 
Fuck Rimmer
Marry Kryten
Kill Lister

Emilia Clarke, Maisie Williams, Nathalie Emmanuel
 
Fuck Nathalie
Marry Emilia
Kill Maisie (😫😭)

Boris Johnson
Donald Trump
Scomo (scott morrison)
 
Fuck Ice T
Marry Ice Cube
Kill Vanilla Ice

Megan Trainor, Megan Fox, Megan Thee Stallion
 
Fuck Megan Thee Stallion
Marry Megan Trainor, it's all bout the bass
Kill Megan Fox sorry Foxy.

Sean Bean, Tom Hardy , Tom Hanks
 
Fuck Zoe Saldana
Marry Karen Gillian
Kill Pom Klementieff , if I really have to but maybe just kill some time and tequila with her.

Freddie Mercury, Jon Bon Jovi, Ozzy Osborne
 
F… Ozzy Osborne
M… Jon Bon Jovi
K… Freddie Mercury (he’s already dead)


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Jill Scott
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Alicia Keys
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Janet Jackson
 
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Saltfountain said:
Fuck Alicia Keys
Marry Jill Scott
Kill Janet Jackson

David Tennant, Christopher Eccleston, Matt Smith
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Oh damn!!! I think this was made for me 🥵

Fuck Matt Smith
Marry David Tennant
Kill Christopher Eccleston

Ted (Josh Radnor) , Barney (Neil Patrick Harris), Lily (Alyson Hannigan)
 
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