Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Tough choice...
Fuck Emily
Marry Elizabeth
Kill Keira (actually, not such a tough choice)
Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos, Zach Galifianakis
FMK (same same, but different)
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Fuck Emily
Marry Elizabeth
Kill Keira (actually, not such a tough choice)
Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos, Zach Galifianakis
curious_slut
Dreaming
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Fuck Jerry. Marry Zach. Kill Steve.
Attila the Hun. Genghis Khan. Alexander the Great.
Bry1313
Free at last!
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Fuck Alexander (I heard he went that way)
Marry Genghis, so we could rule the world from the Pacific to the border of Europe
Kill Attila - apparently an easy mark
Rebecca Welton, Keely Jones, Michelle Lasso
AngelicaS1780
Oldest & Wittiest
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Fuck Rebecca (stunning woman but we’re both a bit intense at times)
Marry Keely (beautiful, funny, better compliment to my personality)
Kill Michelle
Roy Kent, Jamie Tartt, Sam Obisanya
I do have to say that @curious_slut is inspiring me to think a bit more intellectually about the groups of three that I propose in the future.
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Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Fuck Roy Kent (Grrrrrr)
Marry Sam Obisanya
Kill Jamie Tartt (obviously)
And it's Dictators' Wives special...
Ri Sol Ju (wife of Kim Jong UN, North Korea)
Ana Paula dos Santos (wife of José Eduardo dos Santos, Angola)
Asma Al-Assad (wife of Bashar Al-Assad, Syria)
Marry Sam Obisanya
Kill Jamie Tartt (obviously)
And it's Dictators' Wives special...
Ri Sol Ju (wife of Kim Jong UN, North Korea)
Ana Paula dos Santos (wife of José Eduardo dos Santos, Angola)
Asma Al-Assad (wife of Bashar Al-Assad, Syria)
Bry1313
Free at last!
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Fuck Ri Sol Ju and make Kim watch
Marry Asma Al-Assad and tell her everyday that she was naughty for participating in the collapse of her nation
Kill Ana Paula Dos Santos for having lost first last status six years ago
Bo Katan
The Armorer
Fennec Shand
Marry Asma Al-Assad and tell her everyday that she was naughty for participating in the collapse of her nation
Kill Ana Paula Dos Santos for having lost first last status six years ago
Bo Katan
The Armorer
Fennec Shand
Bry1313
Free at last!
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Fuck Rose Lavelle and hope she doesn’t kick me
Marry Lisa Leslie and spend my time looking up to her
Kill Cat Osterman because her 800 yard stare terrifies me
Eowyn
Arwen
Galadriel
RosewoodTulip
Eat The Treacle
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Bry1313
Free at last!
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Fuck Eomer
Marry Aragorn (I mean dude is the king)
Kill Boronir (rule of cinema/tv, Sean Bean always dies)
Laurie Garvey
Nora Durst
Erika Murphy
Bry1313
Free at last!
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Fuck Naomi Campbell and never forget that night
Marry Cindy Crawford
Kill Kate Moss - her expression already looks dead.
Ali Wong
Nikki Glaser
Aubrey Plaza
Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Soooooo easy...Fuck Kris
Marry Hank
Kill Willie( lets face it he's nearly dead anyway)
Tom Hanks
Tom Cruise
Tom Hardy
Fuck Hardy
Marry Hanks (we all know he'd make a good wife)
Kill Cruise. Then kill him again. Then kill him some more...
Cersei Lannister
Harley Quinn
Ellen Ripley
crazychemgirl
all about the tits
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Fuck: Ripley
Marry: Harley Quinn
Kill: Cersei Lannister
Wonder Woman
Cat Woman
Bat Girl
Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Fuck Cat Woman
Marry Bat Girl
Tie Wonder Woman to Tom Cruise...
Batman
Superman
Deadpool
snexxer
King of Cheek.
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Fuck Cat woman
Marry Wonder Woman
Kill Bat Girl
Jason Bourne
James Bond
John wick
Lindi37
PMs closed 😘
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Can I both marry and fuck Deadpool?
No?
Fine… I’ll fuck Deadpool
Marry Batman, and keep deadpool as a side piece and
Kill super man… boring fucking DC bs
(Yes, so is Batman but I had to marry someone for money)
And what he said
Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Fuck Thor
Marry Kirk
Kill The Cap
Bellatrix Lestrange
Tonks
Lily Potter
Marry Kirk
Kill The Cap
Bellatrix Lestrange
Tonks
Lily Potter
Bry1313
Free at last!
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Dammit, the kill one is tough.
Fuck Knightly
Marry Ridley
kill Portman (I can’t forgive the prequels)
Kristen Wiig
Julia Louise Dreyfus
Tina Fey
Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Fuck GraceCan I kill all three?
Pleaeeese? Pretty please?
No?
In that case
Fuck Boris ( the least repellant although he is a twatwaffle)
Marry Putin( so I can whip his ass-of course he would probably enjoy that)
Kill Trump ( the world would be a better place)
Liz Taylor
Grace Kelly
Audrey Hepburn
Marry Audrey
Kill Liz
Hawkeye
Iron Man
Spiderman
Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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Wow, that's an eclectic mix...
Well, fuck Christy (and then fuck her again)
Marry Luciano (and fuck Christy in front of him so he gets excited and his heart gives out)
Kill Quint. He needed a bigger boat anyway...
Krusty the Klown
Dr Nick Riviera
Prof John Frink
Saltfountain
Elvis Bratley
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