Cock Talk

[Tigobitties98]

True. I like the kind of naked wrestling that turns into something else entirely.

My spouse made the mistake of thinking I knew how to play fight...

 

[hotwords229_A]

What? How did I not know this?

Yeah, they invented the Olympics, but hadn’t quite figured out the uniforms part.

Ironically, Nike hadn’t been invented yet. (<— Clever double meaning).

 

[GoingBackToBed]

Yeah, they invented the Olympics, but hadn’t quite figured out the uniforms part.

Ironically, Nike hadn’t been invented yet. (<— Clever double meaning).

Originally used to compete in military events demonstrating skills useful in battle.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
Yes. I've been known to watch the male sprinters very closely with those right pants and swingy penises. Removing the pants all together would be delightful.
I'd also be much more likely to go to the cricket if there was guaranteed nudity.
And how fun would rugby be?!?

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
That's a bit unfair considering they have no way to influence the outcome. It's a bit of a sacrificial strip, isn't it?

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
Tae Kwon Do

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Lawn Bowls

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
Oh, yes. Naked bike rides. Skinny dipping. Existing.

Would you?
Hells to the yes

 

[morelikeasong]

My spouse made the mistake of thinking I knew how to play fight...

I, too, grew up with brothers

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes. I've been known to watch the male sprinters very closely with those right pants and swingy penises. Removing the pants all together would be delightful.

I imagine there will be a lot of slow motion replays.

 

[awired50]

 

[Endless_Night]

Yeah, they invented the Olympics, but hadn’t quite figured out the uniforms part.

Ironically, Nike hadn’t been invented yet. (<— Clever double meaning).

This fascinated me. Sports are a lot of moving around. Sans protective clothing doesn't necessarily seem to be the wisest option.

So I googled.

"They wanted to show Zeus their physical power and muscular physique. Showing off their bodies also helped intimidate other competitors."

I mean. . . .

Typical male thinking.

 

[Endless_Night]

Umm. I'm not entirely sure how to interpret this.

But it's . . . vaguely disturbing?

 

[Tigobitties98]

Umm. I'm not entirely sure how to interpret this.

But it's . . . vaguely disturbing?

I think it's a Cock Talking Dancing?

 

[Endless_Night]

I think it's a Cock Talking Dancing?

Oh.

I'm not sure if that explanation helps or hurts.

Thank you.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This fascinated me. Sports are a lot of moving around. Sans protective clothing doesn't necessarily seem to be the wisest option.

So I googled.

"They wanted to show Zeus their physical power and muscular physique. Showing off their bodies also helped intimidate other competitors."

I mean. . . .

Typical male thinking.

Basically a willy waving competition.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*ooh, look at my cock when I run*

*ooh, now see when I jump!*

*what if we run AND jump?*

*let's wrestle!*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Umm. I'm not entirely sure how to interpret this.

But it's . . . vaginally disturbing?

FIFY

 

[Endless_Night]

FIFY

Omg.

That too!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

This fascinated me. Sports are a lot of moving around. Sans protective clothing doesn't necessarily seem to be the wisest option.

So I googled.

"They wanted to show Zeus their physical power and muscular physique. Showing off their bodies also helped intimidate other competitors."

I mean. . . .

Typical male thinking.

Nothing about my Nike comment? I was really proud of that.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?

Probably? But not enough to make me watch sportsing

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?

No, that wouldn’t be fair. Also, as much as I love naked, consent is key to my enjoyment. Exploitive would take the fun out of nudity.

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?

Rhythmic gymnastics and ice skating because I think they’d be beautiful.

Equestrian or anything on a horse because I’d laugh my ass off at all the jiggling bits…and guys trying not to sit on themselves

Shot put would be hilarious. Similar to spinning around to watch the twirly skirt

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?

Wrestling. Skiing.

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?

Yep. Skinny dipping and streaking.

Would you?

I would

Nothing about my Nike comment? I was really proud of that.

Feeling a little needy tonight?

 

[MLG1016]

A thread about cocks. How original. Seriously though, why have I not seen this thread before?

(Spoken in whisper tone) “ psst” “see post #4”.
Hi! Just happened to start with page one before jumping to new posts.

 

[Endless_Night]

Nothing about my Nike comment? I was really proud of that.

Errr. *kicks dirt*

That would be because I didn’t get it?


Which you have now made me admit publicly.

You know I’m a veritable joke idiot, Muscles!


Now that you have outed me, explain. Exxxxxplaaaaain.

 

[Endless_Night]

Feeling a little needy tonight?

Oh, goodness.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Errr. *kicks dirt*

That would be because I didn’t get it?


Which you have now made me admit publicly.

You know I’m a veritable joke idiot, Muscles!


Now that you have outed me, explain. Exxxxxplaaaaain.

I assumed it was a “Just Do It” reference

 

[hotwords229_A]

Feeling a little needy tonight?

Tonight?!

Now that you have outed me, explain. Exxxxxplaaaaain.

Nike is a Greek God who represents victory in, among other things, athletics. Which is where the sneaker got its name.

Why do I know that?

You seemed like someone who knew Greek mythology, so I was trying to impress.

 

[Endless_Night]

I assumed it was a “Just Do It” reference

Aaaaand . . . .

I don't get that either.

What a way to start the day.

*hangs head in shame*

*goes to get coffee*

*lots and lots of coffee*

Oh, man.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Aaaaand . . . .

I don't get that either.

What a way to start the day.

*hangs head in shame*

*goes to get coffee*

*lots and lots of coffee*

Oh, man.

That feeling when…your joke about someone else’s joke falls flat

 

[Endless_Night]

Nike is a Greek God who represents victory in, among other things, athletics. Which is where the sneaker got its name.

Why do I know that?

You seemed like someone who knew Greek mythology, so I was trying to impress.

Oh.

Well.

That was really clever.


I am now extra embarrassed that I didn't get it.