Cock Talk

[Vitriolhack]

I might look like this......

Isn’t that cute!

Lovely bow!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Let's just say there's going to be some pegging and threesomes or moresomes happening here if we have our way.

Ah Indie, a girl after my own heart!

 

[awired50]

Cock Talk

 

[hotwords229_A]

On your mark, get set, strip!

The ancient Greeks did sports right.

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
Would you?

 

[AmberLGreen]

On your mark, get set, strip!

The ancient Greeks did sports right.

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?

It would make them more of a sport in some cases

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?

There would be a lot more away wins

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?

Fencing - it would make it more extreme

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?

Sumo wrestling

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?

Not legally

Would you?

Depends on the amount of alcohol provided

 

[hotoldrguy]

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked? Absolutely!

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores? It would be a great add to the experience

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity? women's volleyball

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity? rugby

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public? no

Would you? sure

 

[hotwords229_A]

Fencing - it would make it more extreme

 

[sallysparrow23]

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
Perhaps? I feel like it would be more distracting and not always that flattering lol.

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
I think the players should have to strip whenever the other team scores.

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
Volleyball maybe? Men or women. Swimming ... Or track and field.

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Wrestling. Everything is everywhere and it's not always a good look.

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
About a year ago I was invited to participate in an outdoor yoga group that practices nude but it's a drive from me to get there on a regular basis so I declined.

Would you?
If it wasn't too far away, yes!

 

[AmberLGreen]

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Wrestling. Everything is everywhere and it's not always a good look.

I am picturing naked twister right now

 

[sallysparrow23]

I am picturing naked twister right now

Imagine that, with mirrors everywhere.

 

[peekingone]

Imagine that, with mirrors everywhere.

Left hand red. Talk about a party game LOL

 

[bearsfan85]

I think Seinfeld is where most people (women) learned about shrinkage, it may have been one of the earliest mainstream conversations about it?

I’m not sure I even realized there was shrinkage before that episode. Cold, fear, exercise, even arousal can cause it.

Any good shrinkage stories?

Not sure I should post this after writing a post looking for other couples, but here it goes. My wife had a friend that started a new job and I never paid attention on where. As I got undressed for my vasectomy, guess who came into my exam room to assist? Yup, my wife's friend. That is not the worst part.

The previous nurse opened the window and it was cold in the room. Neither of us let on that we knew each other, so when the doctor saw the effects of the cold air he had my wife's friend hold a warming lamp to my privates. True story.

Luckily, her husband got a job transfer, so we did not see each other much afterwards. I never admitted nor did she tell my wife she assisted in my procedure.

 

[RaineDrops]

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
Maybe if they were partially naked.

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
I wouldn't be against the idea.

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
Men's swimming or women's basketball and golf perhaps. Volleyball too.

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Gymnastics, wrestling.

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
Never.

Would you?
Most probably not.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wrestling. Everything is everywhere and it's not always a good look.

Gymnastics, wrestling.

Interesting as these two were the main “original” nude sports.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think the players should have to strip whenever the other team scores.

I like this idea too. Maybe all the cheerleaders start out naked and when one team scores, the scoring team’s cheerleaders put on a piece of clothing and the opposing players take off a piece?

 

[jason28053]

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
Perhaps? I feel like it would be more distracting and not always that flattering lol.

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
I think the players should have to strip whenever the other team scores.

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
Volleyball maybe? Men or women. Swimming ... Or track and field.

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Wrestling. Everything is everywhere and it's not always a good look.

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
About a year ago I was invited to participate in an outdoor yoga group that practices nude but it's a drive from me to get there on a regular basis so I declined.

Would you?
If it wasn't too far away, yes!

In general I think it’s better to leave a little something up to the imagination. Woman’s beach volleyball basically does this and as long as they are cool with it, so am I
If you’re in the nude, where do the team logos go

 

[AmberLGreen]

In general I think it’s better to leave a little something up to the imagination. Woman’s beach volleyball basically does this and as long as they are cool with it, so am I
If you’re in the nude, where do the team logos go

On the tail of a butt plug. Merchandising opportunity right there

 

[deft]

On the tail of a butt plug. Merchandising opportunity right there

That’ll definitely improve our bottom line. Giggle.

 

[AmberLGreen]

That’ll definitely improve our bottom line. Giggle.

And also hide the chocolate starfish because that is not something I want my eyeball up against!

 

[Tigobitties98]

On your mark, get set, strip!

The ancient Greeks did sports right.

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
Would you?

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
No, it would be so distracting as I watched tonsee if a guy's nads got squished, or lady's boobs got elbowed, rather than watching the game.

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
I'm going to go with no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances. Our skirts were short enough, and if I went topless I'd poke someone's eye out.

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
Olympic Curling...possibly rugby

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
Golf, take a gander at the process and tell me you want to see them naked and I'll send you my therapists number

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
Would you?
I haven't, however if I still lived in Portland I might do the Midnight Naked Bike Ride they do every year

 

[Endless_Night]

The ancient Greeks did sports right.

What? How did I not know this?

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?
Perhaps? I feel like it would be more distracting and not always that flattering lol.

As for the rest -
-Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?
-What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?
-What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?
-Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
-Would you?

-I'm going with No. Too distracting.
-Idk, swimming? That might have some beauty in the movement.
-Wrestling and golf! Just No.
-Errr. Like, totally nude? How are we defining public? Inside? Outside only? ?????? I'm going with No.
-Nope.

 

[SassySheDevil]

On your mark, get set, strip!



The ancient Greeks did sports right.

Wouldn’t sports be more fun to watch if the players were naked?

I guess it would depend on the sports. Overall, I'd say no though. Entertaining though.

Shouldn’t Cheerleaders have to strip every time the opposing team scores?

I would think the home team should strip. If the opposing team gets the strippers to strip. They will try harder to score. So. Home team would be the one to work harder to earn their points.

What sport would you be more likely to follow if it included nudity?

Maybe Gymnastics or Ice Skating.

What sport would you be less likely to follow if it included nudity?

Maybe wrestling. I'd hate to see all those lovely parts get mangled.

Have you ever taken part in a nude activity in public?
Would you?

No. I haven't. Would I? Depends on what it was.

 

[hotwords229_A]

if I went topless I'd poke someone's eye out.

Protective eyewear, problem solved.

Ice Skating.

This is a good one!

I’m surprised so many people said they wouldn’t want to see naked wrestling as that seems to be the one that is most common. Oil, mud, jello or just plain raw, nude wrestling is its own sub-genre of porn.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Protective eyewear, problem solved.

This is a good one!

I’m surprised so many people said they wouldn’t want to see naked wrestling as that seems to be the one that is most common. Oil, mud, jello or just plain raw, nude wrestling is its own sub-genre of porn.

Sexy level jello. Sure. The more brutal entertainment level of rough housing. Not so much.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sexy level jello. Sure. The more brutal entertainment level of rough housing. Not so much.

True. I like the kind of naked wrestling that turns into something else entirely.