Great band names, terrible band names. Make up your own!

I saw this one yesterday. Never heard of them before. the Dirty Looks.

 
Great: the Four Skins. four, non-racist skinheads. Great band.
Bad: any band with one persons name in it. J Giels Band. Greg Kihn band.
Made Up: Fuck Knuckle. (For whatever reason, this was a term used in the army for someone who’s a fuck up.) “come her fuck knuckle. I can’t believe you fucked that up.”
 
Great: The Beatles - trading the E for the A was simple and genius.
Bad: Maroon 5 and Nickelback, but mostly because they both suck big donkey dick.

Made up: Back in my band days, I always wanted to name a band 'Your Name Here' but never got the votes from other band members.
 
Good band name: Human Consumption
Bad band name: The Statesiders
Made-up band name: Rocco Maggiacomo and his Mounted New Jerseyans
 
Snake Doctor (I'm from the US south and old timers used that term for dragonflies when I was growing up...geez, I'm an old timer now).
 
Good: the Purple Hearts (military term for getting wounded in battle but also a drug term for uppers)
Bad: whitesnake
Made up: Reverse Cowgirl
 
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