Great band names, terrible band names. Make up your own!

I saw this one yesterday. Never heard of them before. the Dirty Looks.

 
Great: the Four Skins. four, non-racist skinheads. Great band.
Bad: any band with one persons name in it. J Giels Band. Greg Kihn band.
Made Up: Fuck Knuckle. (For whatever reason, this was a term used in the army for someone who’s a fuck up.) “come her fuck knuckle. I can’t believe you fucked that up.”
 
Great: The Beatles - trading the E for the A was simple and genius.
Bad: Maroon 5 and Nickelback, but mostly because they both suck big donkey dick.

Made up: Back in my band days, I always wanted to name a band 'Your Name Here' but never got the votes from other band members.
 
Good band name: Human Consumption
Bad band name: The Statesiders
Made-up band name: Rocco Maggiacomo and his Mounted New Jerseyans
 
Snake Doctor (I'm from the US south and old timers used that term for dragonflies when I was growing up...geez, I'm an old timer now).
 
Good: the Purple Hearts (military term for getting wounded in battle but also a drug term for uppers)
Bad: whitesnake
Made up: Reverse Cowgirl
 
Good: Loudon Wainwright III
Bad: Monti Rock III
Made-up: Toomer Scatz III
 
Good: Christal Methodists
Bad: And You Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead
Made up: Like, We're Musicians, and Stuff
 
I been thinking about this for a while.

1. Post a great band name.
2. An awful band name.
3. And hell, make up your own band name.

Put all the commentary in you want.

Try to keep it to one of each per post. Or if you’re just posting one, then one per post.
Good: Arctic Monkeys; Snarky Puppy
Bad: there are so many!
Own: I Give Up! ...OK, not really.. Can't think of one that's any good. :)
 
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