Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

No, that wouldn’t be fair. Also, as much as I love naked, consent is key to my enjoyment. Exploitive would take the fun out of nudity.

They would definitely have to be on board with this. I saw it as doing a striptease, more than a shame thing. Basically, I just want to see naked cheerleaders!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

They would definitely have to be on board with this. I saw it as doing a striptease, more than a shame thing. Basically, I just want to see naked cheerleaders!

I’m confident there’s a porn subcategory for that

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m confident there’s a porn subcategory for that

Cheerstrippers?

 

[hotwords229_A]

For everyone’s info:
https://www.alltherooms.com/blog/nudist-sports/
This is an article on popular nude sports.

I can’t imagine hiking/nature trail running or cycling make for good nude sports!

I mean, cycling!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

Cheerstrippers?

My brain read this as cheesestrippers and I was like, do they just strip to Cheesestrings jingles?

 

[jason28053]

My brain read this as cheesestrippers and I was like, do they just strip to Cheesestrings jingles?

Must be a Canadian thing?

 

[MissLabelled]

Must be a Canadian thing?

Possibly. We have a product called Cheestrings which I believe is similar, if not identical, to string cheese in the US, maybe?

 

[Guido414]

Must be a Canadian thing?

Definitely a Wisconsin thing too. As a resident and former dancer, we’d go on stage in our banana hammocks with string cheese sticks affixed to them. That way you can do the “heli-cock-ter” and have spinning cheese.

 

[MissLabelled]

Definitely a Wisconsin thing too. As a resident and former dancer, we’d go on stage in our banana hammocks with string cheese sticks affixed to them. That way you can do the “heli-cock-ter” and have spinning cheese.

Please re-create this and post that … here.

 

[jason28053]

Please re-create this and post that … here.

I knew this was coming lol

 

[Guido414]

wouldn’t that be stealing someone else’s move? Feel like the Heli-cock-ter is stuff of Lit Legend! Just threw up a different cock shot yesterday on the boards…

 

[hotwords229_A]

My brain read this as cheesestrippers and I was like, do they just strip to Cheesestrings jingles?

In this thread we fully support Cheesestrippers.

I knew this was coming lol

When it swings around like that, cumming is inevitable.

 

[Endless_Night]

I assumed it was a “Just Do It” reference

So, had a sec and googled.

First hit:

"The phrase was inspired by the final words of a death row inmate who was facing execution and said, "You know, let's do it.""

Not . . . quite what I was expecting.


I really need to stay off the internet today.

 

[Endless_Night]

For everyone’s info:
https://www.alltherooms.com/blog/nudist-sports/
This is an article on popular nude sports.

I can’t imagine hiking/nature trail running or cycling make for good nude sports!

I mean, cycling!!!

It's the fishing that gets me!

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's the fishing that gets me!

I just can’t get past the bicycle seat. Those aren’t that comfortable with clothing!

 

[Endless_Night]

I just can’t get past the bicycle seat. Those aren’t that comfortable with clothing!

Oh. You know, that is true.

Did you know that women generally have wider sit bones than men? Meaning they need wider seats to ensure said seats don't miss the bones and settle against soft tissue?

How do I know this, you ask?

A random tidbit of personal experience from doing the MS150.

*oooooooouch*


Not what you were talking about but you know I can't stop myself from wandering off on tangents.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Oh. You know, that is true.

Did you know that women generally have wider sit bones than men? Meaning they need wider seats to ensure said seats don't miss the bones and settle against soft tissue?

How do I know this, you ask?

A random tidbit of personal experience from doing the MS150.

*oooooooouch*


Not what you were talking about but you know I can't stop myself from wandering off on tangents.

I wear padded shorts to spin class or my butt HURTS

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh. You know, that is true.

Did you know that women generally have wider sit bones than men? Meaning they need wider seats to ensure said seats don't miss the bones and settle against soft tissue?

How do I know this, you ask?

A random tidbit of personal experience from doing the MS150.

*oooooooouch*


Not what you were talking about but you know I can't stop myself from wandering off on tangents.

I wear padded shorts to spin class or my butt HURTS

I totally get both of these. Now just put some sensitive, soft balls rolling around in there and you see why I’m shocked anyone would ride a bike naked.

 

[Tigobitties98]

I totally get both of these. Now just put some sensitive, soft balls rolling around in there and you see why I’m shocked anyone would ride a bike naked.

I'd go topless, but I'm leaving my chonies on. Surely I'd be split in two! My exhibitionist streak does not come with a death wish.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd go topless, but I'm leaving my chonies on. Surely I'd be split in two! My exhibitionist streak does not come with a death wish.

Topless biking is totally accepted, I mean encouraged, I mean . . . send me a link.

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Do you remember your first wet dream?
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

 

[Tigobitties98]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Do you remember your first wet dream?
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

How often do you have sexual dreams?

Often, sometimes several times a week. The more stressed out my daily life is, the more likely I am to have them. I don't understand the correlation, but I'm not one to question a good time!

Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?

Complete opposite, nothing could be further from my gilded vanilla cage. Usually there's multiple partners at once or in turn, or my spouse is watching me with someone, out in the open or in unfamiliar places, old positions in new ways, familiar acts completed with a twist. Just whatever my subconscious has decided to allow me to escape to, I guess

Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?

It varies. Sometimes I can see them, sometimes they're strangers, or I can't see them but I still know who they are somehow. I've have dreams with people I'm attracted to in real life...and some whom I'm not at all interested in. What was new to me coming to Lit was dreaming about people I've never actually met in the flesh. Telling one about this he said to be careful, because the real him might not live up to my dream. I told him not to worry, my dreams dont set any expectation. Dream Tig is way better than real Tig too

Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?

Me & my Best Friend, @TigerLilly4U , are incredibly close. I tell her everything...and even ask her to hold up my boobs for a pic for @Saltfountain 's Variations thread But, I digress. My spouse, absolutely not. He'd be horrified. The thought that I would be turned on by any of it would change how he saw me, and likely make him feel insecure.

What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?

My dreams are nonsense, sex, or working through a problem I'm dealing with at the time

Do you remember your first wet dream?

Yes. I know its atypical for a girl, but I woke up out of a dead sleep having an orgasm. Even as young as I was, I wasn't stupid, and my home was pretty open about sex, so I guessed what it was, but wasn't certain until the first time a boyfriend gave me one.

Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?

Rarely. The people, place and situation are always shifting

Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?

In the dream they make sense, but I almost always wake up thinking, WTF was that!

Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

No, but true to form, I'll share a funny one. As if puberty isn't difficult enough, my first sex dream was about Steve Martin He was super old in my view, and I had/have zero attraction to. I woke up absolutely disgusted with myself and immediately delved into my mom's psych books to try find what was wrong with me. Turns out, nothing. My brain was just an asshole. I'm glad to report that I've not had a horrible sex dream quite like that since!

 

[morelikeasong]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Do you remember your first wet dream?
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Sadly, never
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
N/A
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Always negative. Usually mildly stressful. Sometimes very disturbing.
Sometimes almostttt neutral, but there’s some stressful element.
Do you remember your first wet dream?
These sound so fun. I want oneeeee
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
N/A
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
They usually make perfect sense to me but very tricky to explain to someone else. (“So I was at my high school. I mean, it wasn’t really my high school but I knew it was my high school and the people were all people I recognized but don’t actually recognize, you know?”)
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?
I had a dream that someone here posted a helicockter on my thread but I missed.
Tangentially related to sex

 

[SassySheDevil]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”



How often do you have sexual dreams?

I used to have them often. I don't dream as often now as I used to.

Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?

Mostly related to my real life. Fantasies etc.

Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?

They vary over time.

Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?

Sometimes yes. Depends on how much I remember.

What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?

Fantasy. Mostly regarding sexual type stuff. Depends on what is going on in my life.

Do you remember your first wet dream?

no.

Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?

Sometimes yes. Women are often softer. More gentle.

Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?

They usually make sense.

Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

Not anything recent enough to gush over. I have or did have. Tons of lit get together dreams though. Lots of fun sexy stuff in those though.

 

[Tigobitties98]

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Sadly, never
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
N/A
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Always negative. Usually mildly stressful. Sometimes very disturbing.
Sometimes almostttt neutral, but there’s some stressful element.
Do you remember your first wet dream?
These sound so fun. I want oneeeee
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
N/A
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
They usually make perfect sense to me but very tricky to explain to someone else. (“So I was at my high school. I mean, it wasn’t really my high school but I knew it was my high school and the people were all people I recognized but don’t actually recognize, you know?”)
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?
I had a dream that someone here posted a helicockter on my thread but I missed.
Tangentially related to sex

The FOMO is real!