Ask Doctor Liz!

[LizVegas79]

Okay, just for the record, Doctor Liz totally believes in therapy retreats and working vacations so if anyone wants to send her a plane ticket ....

 

[Hulk781]

Ok I have a serious question now. Why are you an amazing lady ?

 

[peekingone]

Okay, just for the record, Doctor Liz totally believes in therapy retreats and working vacations so if anyone wants to send her a plane ticket ....

Isn't this place nude bathing and relaxing once you sit in the chase lounge?

 

[DarkSimian]

Okay, just for the record, Doctor Liz totally believes in therapy retreats and working vacations so if anyone wants to send her a plane ticket ....

I would gladly pay for a personal consult from Dr Liz.

 

[numeniusa]

Awww, thank you sweetie!

Actually, no. It means you'll lose it twice as fast (and still be able to watch your favorite TV show at the same time! lol)

Oh good, that's a relief

(Although I am rubbish at reverse cowgirl. I think my man is just too ... curvy )

Dr Liz on a similar note...do I risk breaking my member if Numi gets too excited while doing a reverse cowgirl with me?

This is going to depend on what's on the TV which Doctor Liz says I should be watching at the same time...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh good, that's a relief

(Although I am rubbish at reverse cowgirl. I think my man is just too ... curvy )



This is going to depend on what's on the TV which Doctor Liz says I should be watching at the same time...

What do you think would be stimulating yet safe TV programming?

 

[smtst5]

Okay, just for the record, Doctor Liz totally believes in therapy retreats and working vacations so if anyone wants to send her a plane ticket ....

Dr Liz,

I seem to be suffering from lack of concentration lately. Ever since I saw this pic I can no longer work because my mind keeps wondering what your backside looks like without that cover up on. Do you have a cure for that?

Thanks,

Danielson

 

[mickyp123]

Okay, just for the record, Doctor Liz totally believes in therapy retreats and working vacations so if anyone wants to send her a plane ticket ....

Dr Liz,

I seem to be suffering from lack of concentration lately. Ever since I saw this pic I can no longer work because my mind keeps wondering what your backside looks like without that cover up on. Do you have a cure for that?

Thanks,

Danielson

The cure, imagine her tying you down then mounting and riding you using a condom containing sand

 

[rbijon]

Okay, just for the record, Doctor Liz totally believes in therapy retreats and working vacations so if anyone wants to send her a plane ticket ....

How about Altair VI?
The sky is purple and the sea a blue blue crimson.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz on a similar note...do I risk breaking my member if Numi gets too excited while doing a reverse cowgirl with me?

Yes - if you hear a loud popping sound you might need to see a physician right away!

Ok I have a serious question now. Why are you an amazing lady ?

I have a serious answer - I've only been called 'amazing' in bed and never with the word 'lady' in the same sentence so I think you have me confused with someone else.

Isn't this place nude bathing and relaxing once you sit in the chase lounge?

They told me they preferred the term "clothing optional" lol

Oh good, that's a relief

(Although I am rubbish at reverse cowgirl. I think my man is just too ... curvy )

Oh no, reverse cowgirl doesn't work if his unit is too curvy! From experience I share with you a communal OUCH!

Dr Liz,

I seem to be suffering from lack of concentration lately. Ever since I saw this pic I can no longer work because my mind keeps wondering what your backside looks like without that cover up on. Do you have a cure for that?

Thanks,

Danielson

Dear DDD, (Day Dreamer Danielson)

Try a few games of Sudoku. It's a crazy math game that will rewire your brain whether you like math or not.

Doctor "I Was Told There'd Be No Math" Liz

Dear Doctor Liz,

There's this witty, charming, intelligent, sexy advice columnist, whom I've crushed on for a while now. The problem is, she seems to prefer being a mystery, only going so far as to post passing photos of her gorgeous feet in these hot little shoes. I'm sure you don't know her.

My question is: Should I be content with just closing my eyes and picturing in my mind her beauty along with how I imagine she smells of flowers and subtle perfume, or do you think I should make a full-on putsch for a more revealing photo? It's an age-old question, you know? Should I be satisfied with this fantasy girl, or should I make the effort to try to learn about the real woman behind all of the advice and those sexy toes, knowing full well I could get shot down at any moment?

Signed,
Uncertain in Sin City

Dear Uncertain,

I'd love to meet her! She sounds like just the kind of secret gf I've been dying to meet!

I'm assuming she is either happily married, or in a well-paying public job that she enjoys, or both and needs to be careful about ruining her otherwise happy life. Pressuring her to do so would surely incur her (volatile and explosive) Latina wrath.

My advice is always be kind, courteous and grateful towards her and you may get invited to the First Annual Literotica Members Party and Convention she is planning.

Doctor "Don't Make Me Get Out My Gun Because I'm An Excellent Shot" Liz

The cure, imagine her tying you down then mounting and riding you using a condom containing sand

Excellent advice!

"Mmmm, you like it baby, right? Huh? You feel soooo good inside me. Mmmm, harder baby. Faster! Why are you crying and gritting your teeth? Did you cum already? It doesn't feel as hard as it did a minute ago. Is it getting soft? Don't you think I'm pretty?!! Why did you come here if you don't even like me? <rolling off you and starting to cry> Get out! I hate you!"

How about Altair VI?
The sky is purple and the sea a blue blue crimson.

Yippie! I see they have very good weed there too!

 

[LizVegas79]

Hmmm, good point. Maybe instead of a coat check at the door we have a cellphone, tablet and iPad check instead?

I'm not normally a nametag kind of girl at conventions and group mixers, but with all our zany avatars and usernames it actually might be sort of fun!

Who wants to be in charge of designing name tags? lol

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh and some of the tables and booths could be dedicated to specific threads too!

FUN!!!

 

[clearlight30]

Can i still book an appointment to deal with my...ummm...look-a-like problem

 

[LizVegas79]

Can i still book an appointment to deal with my...ummm...look-a-like problem

Sure!

What problem exactly?

 

[clearlight30]

someone has a full box again

 

[LizVegas79]

"Before she sees you today, Doctor Liz wants me to check to see if the supplements she recommended have started working."

 

[clearlight30]

"Before she sees you today, Doctor Liz wants me to check to see if the supplements she recommended have started working."

Those were supplements!!!!!

 

[islandjoe2]

Dr Liz-

Does it ever get awkward, when guys from Lit ask you to run off to Vegas and get married? Seems like you would run out of witty retorts to that after a few hundred dozen.

Just wondering-

Do people even do that anymore

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz-

Does it ever get awkward, when guys from Lit ask you to run off to Vegas and get married? Seems like you would run out of witty retorts to that after a few hundred dozen.

Just wondering-

Do people even do that anymore

Dear Curious Joe,

Occupational hazard. You get use to it. And, yes they still do, ugh.

Doctor "I'm Not Mormon And I Already Got Married In Vegas Once" Liz

 

[islandjoe2]

Dear Curious Joe,

Occupational hazard. You get use to it. And, yes they still do, ugh.

Doctor "I'm Not Mormon And I Already Got Married In Vegas Once" Liz

Doctor Liz-

Bwahahahahaha! HA!

Sincerely-

A reformed Mormon

 

[TheGuyforU]

No question, just dropping by to say hi Dr. Phil Opps Dr. Liz

 

[Bigspurt]

Dr. Liz

I am looking for the magic potion that will make me bigger, fatter and larger loads. I have tried them all but they don't seem to work.

Certain activities help. Having a nice munch of pussy is always a good start.

Thanks

B

 

[LizVegas79]

No question, just dropping by to say hi Dr. Phil Opps Dr. Liz

Dear Pushing It,

Are you calling me fat?

Doctor "Do NOT Ever Call Me Fat" Liz

Dr. Liz

I am looking for the magic potion that will make me bigger, fatter and larger loads. I have tried them all but they don't seem to work.

Certain activities help. Having a nice munch of pussy is always a good start.

Thanks

B

Dear Muncher,

This sounds like a huge problem (hopefully). We need to work on this. I have conducted many studies and a variety of proven techniques. Please sked an appointment at your earliest convenience. Oh, and just one preliminary question: Do you like creampie?

Doctor "Free Creampie On The House" Liz

 

[michael1966b]

Dr Liz

Hi Dr Liz,

I've got an ache that won't go away. Can you help me with that?

Mike

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi Dr Liz,

I've got an ache that won't go away. Can you help me with that?

Mike

Dear Achy,

Show me where it hurts, sweetie.

Doctor "I'll Ease Your Pain" Liz