Ask Doctor Liz!

[rbijon]

Do you like to wear it yourself, or just see it worn by others?

Doctor "Shall I Put This On Or Would You Like To?" Liz

http://66.media.tumblr.com/5435f562945f7f4167b889623bdb3bce/tumblr_o439vnFWHs1sfekemo1_400.gif

A sure treatment for Lace fever.
I want YOU to wear the lace dear Dr. Liz

 

[smtst5]

Dear New Marketing Director of Ask Doctor Liz Inc.,

That's a wonderful idea! If I set up the session with them, do you have a camera that you could bring?

Oh, and what do you expect in the way of compensation? As I mentioned, business has been down sharply recently, but maybe we could work out an exchange of services or something?


Doctor "I'm Open To Creative Ways To Pay" Liz

Dr Liz,

I'm not much of a photographer myself but I do know a guy who takes pictures for a living and has all of those fancy cameras with the big lenses to capture all of the action shots.

Perhaps we could set up a meeting where we could all demonstrate our specialties. Negotiations would be much easier in a relaxed environment.

Mr "I'm not a photographer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express"

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Doctor "Yeah I've Been Outnumbered Before. It Was Fun. So What?" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz

I don't know why people are anxious to be so judgmental. Maybe it's a reflex action rooted deeply in their own insecurities? May you could find the correct remedy for this.

Regardless continue to be yourself and...keep your office open...and anything else you enjoy sharing!

Signed Still In The Waiting Room

PS...if you ever have the urge to repeat this event...I will put my name on the sign up sheet at the nurses station...of course in firm support of your right to enjoy yourself....and for purely medical purposes only!

 

[Mindfondler]

Dear Doctor Liz,

The Hitachi Magic Wand owned by Mrs MF and me has developed a fault. It still functions as a massager (and as a "massager") but when it does so it causes interference to television reception within our local neighbourhood. We found this out when our next-door neighbour mentioned that their TV goes blank whenever they hear a buzzing sound from our side of the adjoining wall.

In a feat of quick thinking, I managed to persuade the neighbour that the buzzing sound they heard was my electric drill, and that I was in the process of installing a set of shelves in the bedroom, and that the electric motor in the drill must be the cause of the interference. The neighbour seemed to be satisfied with this explanation.

Three months later, I'm concerned that my ongoing explanations to our neighbour are starting to wear thin. I'm also starting to run out of space in our garage for the extra shelves, fitted wardrobes and other bedroom fittings that I ordered. I only ordered them as part of our cover story, with a request to the courier to "ask neighbour to accept as I will be out". I haven't installed them, of course! Mrs MF finds it distracting for me to operate the electric drill while she's using the wand, and if I did it at another time then the lack of accompanying television interference would be suspicious.

Please help! It all started with a little face-saving lie, but now my life is being ruined by the need to maintain my DIY pretence. Should I come clean about the Hitachi? How can my masculinity survive a revelation to our neighbours that I haven't actually been busy making improvements to the house?

Yours in hope.

MF

P.S. I'm dreading what else might happen when Mrs MF receives the Sybian that she's ordered.
.

 

[redder00]

Hi doctor Liz!

as you probably know, I'm a dom. (I know it'd be weird for you somehow because of my little relationship with your feet and toes but yeah, I'm a dom )
I have strong sadistic tendencies. i'd love to be dominant and humiliate another woman. physically, and mentally. almost nothing satisfies me more than bringing a woman to her knees and having a bdsm sex with her. "almost" ...

probably there's no sexual joy more than actually having sex and receiving a good orgasm, right? but for me there is. what is even more enjoyable for me, is being the third person. a witness. a simple witness without doing or touching anything in a bdsm relationship. I do enjoy being a dom and fuck my sex slave personally and have an orgasm. but i'd die to just let another woman dominate and humiliate a woman in front of my eyes. talk dirty to her, trample her chest with her feet, whip her and fuck her hard until she completely get destroyed while I simply masturbate. it's 10x more powerful and satisfies me beyond anything else. I'd love to do all this myself, but watching another woman doing them is just something that I can not compare it to any other sexual activity. I just hope you understand.

so... please tell me my dear Dr. Liz. what's wrong with me? am I mentally ill? why it's so much enjoyable for me?

thanks in advance

 

[LizVegas79]

Looks like I have some catching up to do!

In the meantime, I think I figured out why I heard one of our neighbors screaming the other night

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1900104&d=1471278202

(I think if I had been her I would have set off car alarms! lol)

 

[guns44]

I want to have a mmf 3sum with my wife. She gets turned on by the idea but says she doesnt think she could ever go through with it. Any ideas on how to warm her up to the idea more?

 

[randallpink22]

Frustrated

Hi Dr. Liz
I've been with my wife for almost 10 years. The sex has always been good but not great. I've tried talking to her about it, what turns her on, what her fantasies are, etc. But she has no interest in talking about it. I've told her what my turn ons and fantasies are but now I feel silly cause she hasn't reciprocated. We have sex maybe twice a month and it's always because I initiate it. What can I do??? Any advise would be appreciated. Btw, she is 29 and I'm 34 so we are still very young.

 

[LizVegas79]

Today we're going to work on your authority issues.
Put these in your mouth and shut up until I decide what to do with you next.

 

[LizVegas79]

I always try to remember my favorite patients' birthdays.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Today we're going to work on your authority issues.
Put these in your mouth and shut up until I decide what to do with you next.

mmmmm mmmhhmmm

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz,

I'm not much of a photographer myself but I do know a guy who takes pictures for a living and has all of those fancy cameras with the big lenses to capture all of the action shots.

Perhaps we could set up a meeting where we could all demonstrate our specialties. Negotiations would be much easier in a relaxed environment.

Mr "I'm not a photographer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express"

Dear Express Shooter,

Have your agent call my agent and set something up.


Doctor "I Think I Need An Agent" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz

I don't know why people are anxious to be so judgmental. Maybe it's a reflex action rooted deeply in their own insecurities? May you could find the correct remedy for this.

Regardless continue to be yourself and...keep your office open...and anything else you enjoy sharing!

Signed Still In The Waiting Room

PS...if you ever have the urge to repeat this event...I will put my name on the sign up sheet at the nurses station...of course in firm support of your right to enjoy yourself....and for purely medical purposes only!

Dear Open, Willing and Waiting,

You get a gold star in your file today. Thank you!


Doctor "I Don't Give Out Many Gold Stars" Liz

Dear Doctor Liz,

The Hitachi Magic Wand owned by Mrs MF and me has developed a fault. It still functions as a massager (and as a "massager") but when it does so it causes interference to television reception within our local neighbourhood. We found this out when our next-door neighbour mentioned that their TV goes blank whenever they hear a buzzing sound from our side of the adjoining wall.

In a feat of quick thinking, I managed to persuade the neighbour that the buzzing sound they heard was my electric drill, and that I was in the process of installing a set of shelves in the bedroom, and that the electric motor in the drill must be the cause of the interference. The neighbour seemed to be satisfied with this explanation.

Three months later, I'm concerned that my ongoing explanations to our neighbour are starting to wear thin. I'm also starting to run out of space in our garage for the extra shelves, fitted wardrobes and other bedroom fittings that I ordered. I only ordered them as part of our cover story, with a request to the courier to "ask neighbour to accept as I will be out". I haven't installed them, of course! Mrs MF finds it distracting for me to operate the electric drill while she's using the wand, and if I did it at another time then the lack of accompanying television interference would be suspicious.

Please help! It all started with a little face-saving lie, but now my life is being ruined by the need to maintain my DIY pretence. Should I come clean about the Hitachi? How can my masculinity survive a revelation to our neighbours that I haven't actually been busy making improvements to the house?

Yours in hope.

MF

P.S. I'm dreading what else might happen when Mrs MF receives the Sybian that she's ordered.
.

Dear Noise Averse,

Lies, even little white lies will almost always come back to bite you in the ass. (No, that's not an offer )

You need to
#1 - stop ordering shelving
#2 - let your neighbor figure things out for himself
#3 - either soundproof your apartment or move because trust me, sybbies have their very own, very distinctive, and very loud sound (not to mention the very loud sounds your wife will soon be making as she rides it).


Doctor "You've Come To The Right Place For Sybbie Advice" Liz

Hi doctor Liz!

as you probably know, I'm a dom. (I know it'd be weird for you somehow because of my little relationship with your feet and toes but yeah, I'm a dom )
I have strong sadistic tendencies. i'd love to be dominant and humiliate another woman. physically, and mentally. almost nothing satisfies me more than bringing a woman to her knees and having a bdsm sex with her. "almost" ...

probably there's no sexual joy more than actually having sex and receiving a good orgasm, right? but for me there is. what is even more enjoyable for me, is being the third person. a witness. a simple witness without doing or touching anything in a bdsm relationship. I do enjoy being a dom and fuck my sex slave personally and have an orgasm. but i'd die to just let another woman dominate and humiliate a woman in front of my eyes. talk dirty to her, trample her chest with her feet, whip her and fuck her hard until she completely get destroyed while I simply masturbate. it's 10x more powerful and satisfies me beyond anything else. I'd love to do all this myself, but watching another woman doing them is just something that I can not compare it to any other sexual activity. I just hope you understand.

so... please tell me my dear Dr. Liz. what's wrong with me? am I mentally ill? why it's so much enjoyable for me?

thanks in advance

Dear Redder,

This is a little disturbing.

I'm going to have to ponder this and get back to you. (no extra charge)


Doctor "Wow You Are Fucked Up" Liz

I want to have a mmf 3sum with my wife. She gets turned on by the idea but says she doesnt think she could ever go through with it. Any ideas on how to warm her up to the idea more?

Dear Wonderful Husband,

Show her pictures of other women with two guys. Try not to use porn stars. Instead, try to find pics of regular women having a good time. Your wife is probably confused about how it will work.

Show her and be sure to include a few pics of two men simply sitting on a couch with a scantily clad woman.


Doctor "Threeways Are My Specialty" Liz

Hi Dr. Liz
I've been with my wife for almost 10 years. The sex has always been good but not great. I've tried talking to her about it, what turns her on, what her fantasies are, etc. But she has no interest in talking about it. I've told her what my turn ons and fantasies are but now I feel silly cause she hasn't reciprocated. We have sex maybe twice a month and it's always because I initiate it. What can I do??? Any advise would be appreciated. Btw, she is 29 and I'm 34 so we are still very young.

Dear In A Rut,

You are both in a rut. You seriously need to make an appointment and come in and talk with me. She has clearly lost interest in sex. She might be a little freaked out by your fantasies. She might be afraid of getting pregnant. She might be afraid you'll freak out if she shares her fantasies with you. (i.e., are you cool with black guys?)

The fact that she doesn't want to talk about sex is very alarming. You both got married at a young age. How is the rest of your marriage? Do you openly talk about other things?

Doctor "Communication Repair Expert" Liz

 

[RedDeeDee]

Dr. Liz,

My problem is, well..,

I need you to give it to me straight. That is, I need you to give me the news. You see, I've got a bad case of loving you. It is my firm belief that no pill's going to cure my ill. To reiterate, I've got a bad case of loving you.

Signed,

RedDeeDee

Channeling Robert Palmer

(or the other way around)

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Dr. Liz,

My problem is, well..,

I need you to give it to me straight. That is, I need you to give me the news. You see, I've got a bad case of loving you. It is my firm belief that no pill's going to cure my ill. To reiterate, I've got a bad case of loving you.

Signed,

RedDeeDee

Channeling Robert Palmer

(or the other way around)

Why not write a song with that title?

I'll suggest some lyrics, if you like...
E

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz,

My problem is, well..,

I need you to give it to me straight. That is, I need you to give me the news. You see, I've got a bad case of loving you. It is my firm belief that no pill's going to cure my ill. To reiterate, I've got a bad case of loving you.

Signed,

RedDeeDee

Channeling Robert Palmer

(or the other way around)

Why not write a song with that title?

I'll suggest some lyrics, if you like...
E

Dear Victim,

I'm terribly flattered.

I haven't had a cheesy rock 'n roll song read (or sung) to me in a long, long time. It makes me, idk, a little tingly.

Ubi's idea is especially intriguing though (especially since I'm quite familiar with your limerick skills ) No one has ever written me a song before ...

Doctor "No One Has Written A Song For Me Before" Liz

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
There lived a ...

 

[LizVegas79]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
There lived a ...

... brilliant mental health sex therapist who consults for free if you tell her she's pretty because she has her own fucked up issues? LOL

 

[Azuldrgon]

... brilliant mental health sex therapist who consults for free if you tell her she's pretty because she has her own fucked up issues? LOL

You're pretty and do not have fucked up issues.

There, I said it.

 

[LizVegas79]

You're pretty and do not have fucked up issues.

There, I said it.

If we were Mormons we could get married.

I'd love to have two husbands
and be the first Reverse Mormon Wife

Brother-Husbands .... I like the sound of that!

(even though I should be honest and confess
I don't exactly hate the notion of sister-wives either lol)

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

If we were Mormons we could get married.

I'd love to have two husbands
and be the first Reverse Mormon Wife

Brother-Husbands .... I like the sound of that!

(even though I should be honest and confess
I don't exactly hate the notion of sister-wives either lol)

I'd kinda LIKE to watch once in awhile. Wouldn't you?

(just don't let the bitch live here)

 

[LizVegas79]

I'd kinda LIKE to watch once in awhile. Wouldn't you?

(just don't let the bitch live here)

"Number Three fluff Number Five for me!"

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

"Number Three fluff Number Five for me!"

He'd say, "Get in Line, Baby..."

 

[Azuldrgon]

If we were Mormons we could get married.

I'd love to have two husbands
and be the first Reverse Mormon Wife

Brother-Husbands .... I like the sound of that!

(even though I should be honest and confess
I don't exactly hate the notion of sister-wives either lol)

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

WTF?????????????????????????????

 

[Azuldrgon]

WTF?????????????????????????????

what?
I can't kiss the Doc?