Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[BradBigBrain]

Her favorite number is sixty nine
Good for making her moan and whine
But she is so small

 

[walkawayrenee]

Her favorite number is sixty nine
Good for making her moan and whine
But she is so small
and he is so tall

 

[BradBigBrain]

Her favorite number is sixty nine
Good for making her moan and whine
But she is so small
and he is so tall
Yet his cock reached her mouth just fine.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Rumour has it Bert and Ernie are gay

 

[BradBigBrain]

Rumour has it Bert and Ernie are gay
They were caught In delicto flagrante

 

[tericloth]

Rumour has it Bert and Ernie are gay
They were caught In delicto flagrante
Miss Piggy's a dyke

 

[Adre]

Rumour has it Bert and Ernie are gay
They were caught In delicto flagrante
Miss Piggy's a dyke
Her nickname is Spike

 

[Cymru6969]

Rumour has it Bert and Ernie are gay
They were caught In delicto flagrante
Miss Piggy's a dyke
Her nickname is Spike
Big Bird is a fag hag but she's okay

 

[tericloth]

Alone, I play at the window

 

[Cymru6969]

Alone, I play at the window
Just me and my violin bow

 

[sweet_lusciousdesire]

Alone, I play at the window
Just me and my violin bow
In the street is a vixen
Her hair she's a fixin

 

[Cymru6969]

Write our own limericks, ONE LINE AT A TIME

:caning::caning::caning:

 

[BradBigBrain]

:caning::caning::caning:

This struck me as funny...someone forgot to RTFM.

 

[Cymru6969]

This struck me as funny...someone forgot to RTFM.

RTFM or it becomes FUBAR.

 

[Jett_73]

Alone, I play at the window
Just me and my violin bow
In the street is a vixen
Her hair she's a fixin
Head? No, the patch down below!

 

[Lia Monde]

No one believed she was really a blonde

 

[travelmate2002]

No one believed she was really a blonde
when they saw her nude in the pond

 

[cliteatingman]

No one believed she was really a blonde
when they saw her nude in the pond
Her pubes were bright red

 

[travelmate2002]

No one believed she was really a blonde
when they saw her nude in the pond
Her pubes were bright red
below a tummy well fed

 

[Cymru6969]

No one believed she was really a blonde
when they saw her nude in the pond
Her pubes were bright red
below a tummy well fed
Still she managed to stiffen one's wand

 

[Scrubber]

The wand could cast wonderful spells

 

[AbsintheFather]

The wand could cast wonderful spells
It can make girls' cars turn into motels

 

[Cymru6969]

The wand could cast wonderful spells
It can make girls' cars turn into motels
Afternoon delight

 

[AbsintheFather]

The wand could cast wonderful spells
It can make girls' cars turn into motels
Afternoon delight
Became all night

 

[Midnight_Man]

The wand could cast wonderful spells
It can make girls' cars turn into motels
Afternoon delight
Became all night
What stories that car could tell