Sixty-Nine Word Challenge!

Mei5ter

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Ah...69. What can come close to the intimacy and mutual ecstacy of shared oral pleasure? Well, certainly not this slightly lame attempt at plagiarising a perfectly good writing challenge which I have shamelessly stolen from elsewhere on Lit. But I don't think the Playground has one quite like it, so I thought I'd start a new version here.

I'm making it 69 words long in a kind of word count homage to the days when I actually had sex. The days before I ended up on a porn site to read about sex rather than doing it. A porn site where I have still ended up doing word puzzles rather than anything sexy. But fuck it. Welcome to middle age. Make yourself a cup of cocoa, take a break from reading Woman's Weekly or a catalogue of vinyl flooring, cut a slice of Victoria sponge, and have a try at an entirely pointless but faintly diverting writing challenge!

The rules are simple, folks. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a short piece, no more than 69 words long, which somehow includes the four words specified by the previous poster. One of these will be a proper name (such as a place or a person). The other three are completely random, and the more obscure and unrelated, the better.

If you can torture those four words into a short paragraph which oozes eroticism, that's fabulous - but this might be a struggle if you've been given three different types of African antelope and the name Bernard. Write what the fuck you like as long as you're having fun.

I am not going to moderate the thread actively because I cannot be arsed. But please don't be a dickhead, remember that we have the Politics board if you have really come to a porn site to thrill us with your views on trenchant issues of the day, and...just be nice and respectful? Please and thank you.

Just remember - when you've finished your 69, you need to pick a proper noun and three other random words for the next poster.

So I'll start with...

Harry
Catfish
Invisible
Jigsaw
 
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Invisible Harry was miserable. He lacked imagination. He would only watch people do boring things like play chess or bingo bingo or jigsaw puzzles.

Invisible Harry was miserable. Until! Until the day Invisible Harry met Invisible Mary who was full of sass and adventure. Invisible Mary taught him to watch better things like sneaky movie theater handjobs and quick back alley blowjobs.

Invisible Harry wasn’t so miserable after that!


Dolly
Film
Nipple
Jam
 
The strawberry jam I spread on her nipple oozed down the side of her tit, covering her skin in a pink film. I wanted to lick it off, but Dolly had said first put some more on it. Of course, I did, and now the sweet tasting jam was streaming down her body until it reached her pussy. Dolly said go, and my tongue went to work. So delicious.

Kitty
Dinner
Photograph
Wrench
 
I wanted to be sure my first date with Kitty went well, so I invited her to join me for dinner at the nicest restaurant I know, The Monkey Wrench. (Okay, so I don't know a lot of really nice places.) When she began to photograph her meal, though, instead of just eating, I decided she was definitely not the girl for me, even if she gives great head.

Craig
Sorry
Blanket
Tundra
 
I wanted to be sure my first date with Kitty went well, so I invited her to join me for dinner at the nicest restaurant I know, The Monkey Wrench. (Okay, so I don't know a lot of really nice places.) When she began to photograph her meal, though, instead of just eating, I decided she was definitely not the girl for me, even if she gives great head.

Craig
Sorry
Blanket
Tundra
"Sorry, Craig," said Jeff. "This List of yours sounds great, but I want blanket coverage of the whole world, from tropics to tundra. I'm starting with books, but one day I'll sell them everything!"

"Yeah," snorted Craig. "But you can't find a girlfriend on...why the fuck did you call it Amazon anyway?"

Paris
Inches
Vacuum
Lemongrass
 
I was mere inches from the Seine, in Paris on a business trip. I had the day off. I felt like a vacuum cleaner emptied of the dust and hair balls of the week! Rain was falling. In a barge tied up below me, a young woman was cutting lemongrass. She looked up through the window, met and held my gaze. Smiling, she winked and blew me a kiss.
 
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I was mere inches from the Seine, in Paris on a business trip. I had the day off. I felt like a vacuum cleaner emptied of the dust and hair balls of the week! Rain was falling. In a barge tied up below him, a young woman was cutting lemongrass. She looked up through the window, met and held his gaze. Smiling, she winked and blew him a kiss.
(Pssst don't forget to leave words for others)
 
If I may,

Pssst
Forget
Words
Others

"Pssst", she whispered in my ear as I lay exhausted beside her after two hours of fantastic nonstop sex. "You mustn't forget the words you said to me before we first kissed so erotically to start it off. Your wet tongue felt so good dancing with mine. You do remember them, don't you? They're very important. You said you would love me only, and no others."

Limp
Wet
Oliver
Mess
 
Being named Cashmere had its benefits she’d realised at an early age. People expected her to be sensitive and stuck in the doldrums of her youth. They didn't
expect her to be so good at the missions-how quickly she could secure a target and work her mark. Arching her right eyebrow was the only tell as the lies she wove seduced the worlds most powerful women.

Sir Benedict Snufflepuss
banana
earmuffs
cotton
 
"Lick!" commanded Lady Fellatia. "Lick my cotton panties, you pathetic little man. Wear my thighs as earmuffs!"

Sir Benedict Snufflepuss whimpered, obediently applying his tongue to lick his wife's pussy through the fabric. He adored being humiliated and Lady Fellatia grinned as she felt her husband's cock twitch with excitement. "Tummy banana getting excited, Benny-boy?" she cooed.

Antarctica
Camel
Flickering
Gag
 
I saw the ice indicating we were anchoring off Antarctica. "This is what you wanted, right? Now you give me what I want." Smiling mischievously, she dropped to her knees, freeing my cock and taking it in her mouth. The flickering light of the bridge was erotic. So was her gag as she took me deep. After filling her mouth with my cum, she rose and lit a Camel.

(I don't think there was a name?)

Sarah
drink
vegetable
never
 
Nebuchadnezzer was kind of a douche but he was in a zugzwang and no amount of attempted thought superconducting could inspire his noodle to find an alternate solution. It was not his favorite game of chess.

Esperanza
slug
limoncello
haphazardly
 
Esperanza was such a delightful toy. How her mouth pouted and her nipples pointed as she wiggled her bottom at him! Standing over him in his shirt she took another slug out of the limoncello bottle when her foot haphazardly slipped on the satin panties she had taken off moments ago. The bottle flew up while her hands reached for his. He caught her and pulled her toward him.

Guy Fawkes
Firebrand
Pissed
Perquisites
 
“I don’t care if the biddies get pissed!” her strong personality apparent. “One of the perquisites of being chair is that I get to plan the bonfire!”
“I’m sure many will enjoy the spectacle.” He silenced the rest of the Guy Fawkes Day committee.
As they left, she informed him, “you’re my date for the bonfire.”
He couldn’t deny this firebrand who had taken their town by storm, “yes.”

Richard
bedroom
light
potato
 
“You’re like a fucking baked potato in the bedroom Richard. Warm and squishy without any flavor!” Meridith screamed. Squeezing his eyes tightly he blocked out the bright light she had set up to record his humiliation.
“Men like you are a disgrace and barely deserve to breathe my air. Get on your knees and crawl to me. You’ve got one final chance to please me. Make it count.”

banana
Belgrade
buckle
bent
 
The cold snap reminded her of that winter in Belgrade, drinking vodka while naked in bed with almost strangers to keep warm. The excitement each time of a belt buckle being undone. The anticipation of seeing a lover naked for the first time. Even the surprise of a bent cock.

Peeling a banana, she convinced herself that she was just as excited to try out a new smoothie recipe.

Amazon
Sparkle
Library
Joker
 
He had a sparkle in his eyes and the boat floated down the Amazon. Her naked form next his, he no longer played the joker in her eyes, he’d finally become serious and intense and their sex showed it. That first night in the library, back in the stacks, making no noise….but sad he ruined the book on gardening.

Moscow
Sofa
Shine
Smooth
 
He had a sparkle in his eyes and the boat floated down the Amazon. Her naked form next his, he no longer played the joker in her eyes, he’d finally become serious and intense and their sex showed it. That first night in the library, back in the stacks, making no noise….but sad he ruined the book on gardening.

Moscow
Sofa
Shine
Smooth
"Your Moscow Mule would taste much better on me," she whispered to her date, leaning in even closer to him on the outdoor sofa at the bar.

"Like here?" he asked, tracing his fingertip slowly across her clavicle.

The shine of sun reflected off the smooth surface of the drink as he held it in his hand, the glass about to tip over, full of promise for the night.


Las Vegas
Tub
Glue
Sorry
 
It had been a wild three days! His wife had left him behind while she and her boss went to the school supplies convention in Las Vegas.

Tubs of glue, safety scissors, and construction paper wasn't enough of a draw for him. But he told her to have fun because he also had plans...

...and here they were. Their neighbor's daughters, gently suckling his flaccid cock back to life.

Sugar
Baby
Daddy
Whiplash
 
He loved her completely. Anticipated her needs fully and never made his Baby wait but sometimes his moods changed so fast she got whiplash. One minute sweet as sugar, gently exploring the spot on the back of her neck that made her breath shallow, the next taking her over his knee painting her cheeks bright red and causing her pussy to drip.
"Please, Daddy. I need you," she begged.

Edited becauseI totally forgot to leave four words.

scabbard
football
Paris
sinking
 
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The Los Angeles sun and humidity was ridiculous today. Sweat dripped into his eyes as he reached for the pitcher of water. This is idiotic. Why pull up dandelions? The greens and roots are edible. The flowers charming. But mistress required a perfectly manicured lawn.

He heard the whistle and stood up. Mistress inspected his work, smiled, and gestured. He knelt as she pissed on him. "Good boy. Drink."

Detail
Buff
Elvis
Normandy
 
Lucifer turned, his eyes flashing dangerously.

Never, ever, had this happened before. Never in all the aeons of all eternity. This was normally like taking candy from a baby. Find a nice devout boy, take a... less devout girl, and watch the wolf's spirit rise in his soul. But nothing.

And for his next trick, the kid started juggling snowballs. In Hell!

It was easier in the old days...


Onomatopoeia
Gastric
Camel
Marlboro
 
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