Sixty-Nine Word Challenge!

Sebastian, being young, foolhardy, and full of more than a little Octoberfest ale, took it on himself to share with the bar wench his favorite way to have a condom rolled onto his cock. After she spit out the proffered condom, her husband, the bartender, got out the shotgun and made sure that Sebastian would have no more need for such a device.

Cumquat
Gooey
Brenda
Tape
 
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Brenda examined the Kumquats in the store. She sighed and snickered thinking "what I need is a cumquat." Her recent break up had left her both sad and horny. An idea started in her head, and she took one, and a few cucumbers. After putting away her groceries, she dug through a box in her basement to find an old video tape. The subsequent naughtiness left her satisfyingly gooey.

Halloween
cucumber
George
explode
 
Brenda, not being one to shy away from gooey cucumbers, made herself a tasty salad for lunch. Then she thought about her neighbor and his big cucumber. She would like to invite him to a private Halloween party, just the two of them. She really wanted to watch his big cucumber explode all over her cumtwat, er cumquat. They could make a yummy salad from this gooey mix.

Messy
Desiree
Fig
Tweeter
 
"Oh Gaawd!" His daughter's best friend, Desiree, was taking his right testicle into her mouth; twirling her tongue and sucking on it lightly like a swollen tweeter fig.

"Mmm! I love making you moan. When I make you cum!" Desiree purred. She glanced up at him and then took all of his cock deep into her mouth.

His hips bucked and he exploded. She grinned. A messy beautiful smile!
Gorgon
Chartreuse
Debonair
Urchin
 
Virginia had such an arresting look that passerbys found themselves staring. A mannequin in a shop window didn't usually draw attention but at 5’11” her hourglass shape caught folks eyes. Add to it the latex skirt and red lacquered chopsticks adorning her breasts and people couldn't escape the potent power she exuded. Little did they know … Virginia was not a mannequin. She was being punished for not following directions.

Arturo
Palm trees
Zipline
Convent
 
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Virginia had such an arresting look that passerbys found themselves staring. A mannequin in a shop front window didn't usually draw this kind of attention but at 5’11” her hourglass shape caught folks eyes. Add to it the latex skirt and red laquared chopsticks adorning her breasts and people were drawn the potent power she exuded. Little did they know that Virginia was not a mannequin. She was being punished for not following directions.
Still need to include the four words...:)
 
Arturo was a bad boy. He was a grown up man, but his actions were childlike - in a very naughty way. An example? He secretly strung up a zipline through the palm trees to quickly reach the location where his many dates lived - the Convent.

Syrup
Crisco
Airplane
Dream
 
Jillians dreams were about to come true. She was on a private airplane with three friends flying to Stockholm to participate in a wrestling tournament. She would be entering in the Maple syrup and greased up divisions and had packed lots of Crisco.

Venice
Bacon
Volleyball
Frigid
 
When Jillian told her boyfriend she had to go to Venice he got so excited. "That's where Venutians come from, isn't it?" He was so confused, his mind fried like bacon from bouncing too many volleyballs on it. In a frigid voice she told him to get a grip. He told her that's what he planned on doing for the next two weeks while she was gone.

Beauregard
Test tube
Cream
Hand
 
The porn magazines and movies just weren't doing it for poor, embarrassed Beauregard. Once again, he felt awkward trying to fill the test tube with his dick cream. But Missy saw his discomfort and avoiding the patrolling nurse,she was soon giving him a helping hand in extracting the gooey substance that was destined to change the world for one lucky couple desperately seeking a child of their own.

Atlantis
Donkey
Cube
Smile
 
Missy had been feeling totally bored lately. That happens when you're stuck in a place like Atlantis for eons. There were only so many ways to fuck all the men and women. She decided to try something she hadn't for several hundred years. She had her cube headed alien slave capture a wild donkey. She then had the slave give the donkey a hand job to get it hard, then slide under on her hands and knees, backing up and impaling her slave pussy on this small horse cock. Missy had a smile on her face seeing the slave filled with donkey jizz.

Sadie
Jerk
Goo
Sister
 
"What a jerk! How dare she make us clean the floor with a toothbrush!" Sadie shook her head sadly at her friend as they knelt on hands and knees. It wasn't her fault there was goo all over the schoolroom floor but noone cared. Now her arse hurt from the caning, and she knew Sister Mary was standing, ogling at the red welts as the girls completed their punishment.

Microwave
Bandit
Judas
Pull
 
*Bing* chimed the microwave, as the light went off and the turntable stopped.

Nathan reached in and pulled out the Judas Priest t-shirt he’d been trying to dry, to no avail. “Still bloody wet, and fucking hotter’n hell!” Their last raid on the women’s dorm as the Panty Bandits was a failure; the coeds ambushed them, pants them, and hosed them down as they fled.

Atlanta
Sawdust
Merlot
Thong
 
She knew going to Atlanta would be a lot of work but at night she’d see him. He crossed her mind constantly distracting her so she was covered in sawdust when she returned to the hotel. A hot bath and glass of Merlot calmed her before their meeting.
Slipping into his favorite lace thong anticipation consumed her. She craved his firm hand and prayed she’d still feel him tomorrow.

Jimmy
Bourbon
Apple farm
Zealot
 
It was only Jimmy’s third day working at the apple farm. My GOD these people we zealots to the pumpkin spice gods. The stream of visitor - distant men, riotous kids, and superficial women - was non stop.

It was the women though. He just couldn’t shake the feeling that they wanted more than the apples and scented candles. Their stares. Their comments. Their gropes.

Fuck he needed a bourbon.

Anita
Basset hound
Sweater
Jeep
 
Anita was excited to visit the Apple farm. She wanted new candles and apples for pie. She loaded Billy her Bassett hound into the Jeep, grabbed her wrarmest sweater and set out for the hour long drive.
It was a lovely fall day and as Anita grabbed her basket she made eye contact with a worker whose name tag read Jimmy. Today just got a lot more interesting.

Barn
Mashed potatoes
Fiddle
Tom Petty
 
*Fucking kids* mumbled Jimmy, cleaning mashed potatoes off of the wall of the apple farm foodcourt.

Carrying cleaning supplies to the barn loft, Jimmy started to descend the ladder when he realized someone was blocking his way. Anita. Hands running up his legs. Fiddling with his crotch.

Call me Tom Petty, said Jimmy. Because you can follow me up to the hay loft for sex, but I won’t back down.

Justin
Splinter
Goat
Boot
 
Hiding behind the hay in the loft, Justin watched as Jimmy reclimbed the ladder, a girl - skinny as a splinter followed him, hands all over jimmy's arse.

"Is he really going to fuck her just after he's fucked me?" Wondered Justin.
The girl undid Jimmy's belt, pulled his pants down to his boots and took Jimmy's cock in her mouth.

"What a horny old goat!" Thought Justin jealously.

Horn
Cooking
Idaho
Beatnik
 
Forgive me for leaving the apple farm...

She still didn't know if moving to Idaho had been a good idea. She realized it had been a whim... he said he wanted what she desperately needed, so she jumped right in.

And now here she was, cooking and cleaning for some beatnik horn player who never let go of the sixties. If she wasn't careful, 1983 would be over and she'd be having a lonely, blue Christmas...

Austin
books
walking
desire
 
She clutched the books tightly to her chest, her face flushed... not just from the speed of her walking, but also the anticipation of what was to come...

She crossed the quad, and entered the faculty building, making her way along dark corridors, until she reached the door of his office. She looked at the heavy closed door, desire building in her mind...

"Miss Austin, I've been expecting you..."

Mark
Lips
Umbrella
laugh
 
“Professor….”
“Please, call me Mark” he instructed, taking the dripping umbrella from her hand.
With a laugh he adds ”you know these work better if you open them. You’re soaked, and shivering. Let’s get you out of those wet things, I’m sure I have a warm blazer you can borrow.”
As she warmed up, only her lips quivered.

Handkerchief
Loafers
Desk
Boston
 
Discarded pants, shirts, bra, panties, high heels and penny loafers traced a sinuous path to the antique desk by the window of our hotel overlooking Boston Harbor. She sprawled, naked and spread her legs for me. Who could see this gorgeous tableau, I wondered as I knelt between her spread-eagled legs and ran my tongue up and down her hot, slippery labia. Soon, my handkerchief would have her scent.

Christmas
plethora
exude
salacious
 
I've wanted her ever since the Christmas party two years ago! Katherine would always exude so much confidence and was such a tease. Toying with me like a cat would a ball of yarn. I finally had the courage to ask her out and now she lay on my bed, my hands gliding over her soaking wet pussy. My thoughts were salacious, a plethora of fantasies filling my head.



Aspen
magician
dance
snow
 
He told me he had this condition and needed treatment soon or he could die. I asked what I could do. He looked embarrassed and said there was but it had to be done in private. We went into the bathroom. He pulled down his pants. I didn't want to put him in my mouth, but his life depended on it. I spit out the poison after saving him.
 
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