Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip
Then she took all his clothes
Left him holding his hose
 
He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip
Then she took all his clothes
Left him holding his hose
And screaming when the waves touched the tip:eek:
 
He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip
She just pointed and laughed
"Too cold for your shaft?"
 
He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip
She just pointed and laughed
"Too cold for your shaft?"
The shrinkage had retracted his tip
 
He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip
She just pointed and laughed
"Too cold for your shaft?"
"Aye coom give it yer warm wee grip."
 
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His precum she coaxed like a pro
Her teasing tongue taking it slow
She savored his taste
 
His precum she coaxed like a pro
Her teasing tongue taking it slow
She savored his taste
A drop not to waste
 
His precum she coaxed like a pro
Her teasing tongue taking it slow
She savored his taste
A drop not to waste
She knew she should suck and not blow
 
A blow-job is such a wierd phrase
For an act so deserving of praise
Worshipping pricks

Lol yw James hugs :)
 
A blow-job is such a wierd phrase
For an act so deserving of praise
Worshipping pricks
Performing oral tricks
 
A blow-job is such a wierd phrase
For an act so deserving of praise
Worshipping pricks
Performing oral tricks
All done with a lust filled gaze
 
Her nipples were hard and erect
Diamonds they could seemingly bisect
They respond to his lips
 
Her nipples were hard and erect
Diamonds they could seemingly bisect
They respond to his lips
With a thrust of her hips
 
Her nipples were hard and erect
Diamonds they could seemingly bisect
They respond to his lips
With a thrust of her hips
Oh the pleasure when those two connect.
:kiss: SS :kiss:
 
He had her tied spread eagle
Her age? Just below legal.
What could go wrong?
A teen on me schlong.
Ach! Busted by Der Spiegel

Pardon the "Jett"ing. I felt the need to pee/scent on the new thread .
 
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