Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Blueskiessmiling]

A guy with some rather large pecs,
Would stand at the mirror and flex
Just like Narcissus
He’d ignore his Mrs.
And then suffered the ill effects.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She wanted a new start in life

 

[Firecracker]

She wanted a new start in life,
A change from the sadness and strife.

 

[LizVegas79]

A guy with some rather large pecs,
Would stand at the mirror and flex.
His ego was huge

 

[Firecracker]

A guy with some rather large pecs,
Would stand at the mirror and flex.
His ego was huge,
But unlike a scrooge,

 

[Biggalute]

A guy with some rather large pecs,
Would stand at the mirror and flex.
His ego was huge,
But unlike a scrooge,
He gave away money and cheques

 

[Biggalute]

She wanted a new start in life,
A change from the sadness and strife.
So with wonderment, she went

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry for restarting one that had already finished. I probably wasn't on the last page. Ooops!

She wanted a new start in life,
A change from the sadness and strife.
So with wonderment, she went
To the mall and spent

 

[Biggalute]

She wanted a new start in life,
A change from the sadness and strife.
So with wonderment, she went
To the mall and spent
Money on clothes, to post on Fetlife

 

[Biggalute]

Her life was shit

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Her life was shit
But bit by bit