Write Our Own Limericks, One Line At A Time

[Cymru9696]

He bought her an expensive car
A present for passing the bar

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He bought her an expensive car
A present for passing the bar
First outing, she crashed

 

[Cymru9696]

He bought her an expensive car
A present for passing the bar
First outing, she crashed
That auto was mashed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He bought her an expensive car
A present for passing the bar
First outing, she crashed
That auto was mashed
She had to kiss it au revoir

 

[MisterTom]

She'd only have sex with old men

 

[AZDryHeat]

She'd only have sex with old men
He volunteered, old Uncle Ben

 

[Cymru9696]

She'd only have sex with old men
He volunteered, old Uncle Ben
Rising to the task

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She'd only have sex with old men
He volunteered, old Uncle Ben
Rising to the task
He set down his flask

 

[85Ironman]

She'd only have sex with old men
He volunteered, old Uncle Ben
Rising to the task
He set down his flask
And plowed her right proper just then

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Sophie felt sexy in yellow

 

[MisterTom]

Sophie felt sexy in yellow
Cool and relaxed and mellow

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Sophie felt sexy in yellow
Cool and relaxed and mellow
But under her skirt

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sophie felt sexy in yellow
Cool and relaxed and mellow
But under her skirt
Red hot slut alert!

 

[dearc]

Sophie felt sexy in yellow
Cool and relaxed and mellow
But under her skirt
Red hot slut alert!
She needed a well hung fellow.

 

[Cymru9696]

The truth is often hard to take

 

[AZDryHeat]

The truth is often hard to take
Honesty makes it hard to fake

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The truth is often hard to take
Honesty makes it hard to fake
A stiff upper lip

 

[MisterTom]

The truth is often hard to take
Honesty makes it hard to fake
A stiff upper lip
Don't let it slip

 

[Cymru9696]

The truth is often hard to take
Honesty makes it hard to fake
A stiff upper lip
Don't let it slip
On the up and up, for cripe’s sake

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She surely had the hots for him

 

[MisterTom]

She surely had the hots for him
She sucked his cock behind the gym

 

[AZDryHeat]

She surely had the hots for him
She sucked his cock behind the gym
Just a perfect girl.
So give her a pearl

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She surely had the hots for him
She sucked his cock behind the gym
Just a perfect girl.
So give her a pearl
And make it dribble down her chin

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She stayed for breakfast! He was thrilled

 

[AZDryHeat]

She stayed for breakfast! He was thrilled
When she cried YES! he had her filled