Write Our Own Limericks, One Line At A Time

[Cymru9696]

The lumberjack swung his axe hard
Iconic beard, flanneled fucktard

 

[LAHomedog]

he lumberjack swung his axe hard
Iconic beard, flanneled fucktard
Timber he thundered!

 

[fsa52]

The lumberjack swung his axe hard
Iconic beard, flanneled fucktard
Timber he thundered!
Whilst Dame he plundered

 

[Cymru9696]

The lumberjack swung his axe hard
Iconic beard, flanneled fucktard
Timber he thundered!
Whilst Dame he plundered
His climax left her a tad scarred

 

[LiveWire64]

The large breasted blonde like to screw

 

[LAHomedog]

The large breasted blonde like to screw,
Sure enough! Her favorite thing to do.

 

[LiveWire64]

The large breasted blonde like to screw,
Sure enough! Her favorite thing to do.
Sometimes on her back

 

[Cymru9696]

The large breasted blonde like to screw,
Sure enough! Her favorite thing to do.
Sometimes on her back
Her lust had no lack

 

[LAHomedog]

The large breasted blonde like to screw,
Sure enough! Her favorite thing to do.
Sometimes on her back
Her lust had no lack
A hard cock, let's rock, 23 skidoo!

 

[Cymru9696]

His view of taboo was quite rare

 

[LAHomedog]

His view of taboo was quite rare,
The harsh fact is he doesn't care

 

[Cymru9696]

His view of taboo was quite rare,
The harsh fact is he doesn't care
But when he was jailed

 

[Mr Noone]

His view of taboo was quite rare,
The harsh fact is he doesn't care
But when he was jailed
For the goat he had nailed

 

[Cymru9696]

His view of taboo was quite rare,
The harsh fact is he doesn't care
But when he was jailed
For the goat he had nailed
Police said, “You make quite a pair.”

 

[MisterTom]

She fucked three farmers from Wales

 

[Cymru9696]

She fucked three farmers from Wales
‘Cos they’re known to have big front tails

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She fucked three farmers from Wales
‘Cos they’re known to have big front tails
Yet cold, furry bums

 

[Cymru9696]

She fucked three farmers from Wales
‘Cos they’re known to have big front tails
Yet cold, furry bums
Warmed by Cuban rums

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She fucked three farmers from Wales
‘Cos they’re known to have big front tails
Yet cold, furry bums
Warmed by Cuban rums
The girls do too, not just the males

 

[MisterTom]

His cock was shamefully small

 

[AZDryHeat]

His cock was shamefully small
Yet he chased the ladies with gall

 

[Cymru9696]

His cock was shamefully small
Yet he chased the ladies with gall
They felt a small prick

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His cock was shamefully small
Yet he chased the ladies with gall
They felt a small prick
Like from a toothpick

 

[Cymru9696]

His cock was shamefully small
Yet he chased the ladies with gall
They felt a small prick
Like from a toothpick
But his net worth tore down that wall

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He bought her an expensive car