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Where are you dropping that chocolate?

Do you think the vanilla sprinkles and the strawberry would make a good vajazzle?

I say they're a garnish for the tasty meal.

Thanks. I learned a new word today. Is there a word for the moisture and droplets from perspiration that adorn the female pubis after intercourse?

I can drizzle that chocolate wherever the lady prefers...
 
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I say they're a garnish for the tasty meal.

Thanks. I learned a new word today. Is there a word for the moisture and droplets from perspiration that adorn the female pubis after intercourse?

I can drizzle that chocolate wherever the lady prefers...
Yep. Spiritdrops. They are his tears of worship from when he realises he is centimetres away from the opening to the most immaculate, velvet lined man cave he will ever get near.
 
Sumbitch needs to report his adventures. Inquiring minds wanna know. Annnnd I can type commentary real good with one hand.

Tap tap tap....this thing on? Pass the popcorn.
 
I would, but the last time I was sore for days after removing the phone from inside of me.
 
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