Write Our Own Limericks, One Line At A Time

[Cymru9696]

Limericks form


• 5 lines

• rhyme scheme: AABBA

• usual syllable count: 88558

Let’s begin:

These ribald lines are fun for some

 

[Azuldrgon]

Limericks form


• 5 lines

• rhyme scheme: AABBA

• usual syllable count: 88558

Let’s begin:

These ribald lines are fun for some

To others they seem kinda dumb.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

These ribald lines are fun for some
A nice distraction when you're glum


These ribald lines are fun for some
To others they seem kinda dumb
Though juicy quick rhymes

 

[LAHomedog]

These ribald lines are fun for some
To others they seem kinda dumb
Though juicy quick rhymes
Some really good times

 

[LAHomedog]

The lubed double dildo was fun

 

[Cymru9696]

The lubed double dildo was fun
So discovered her new step-son

 

[MisterTom]

The lubed double dildo was fun
So discovered her new step-son
While his Dad was away

 

[Cymru9696]

The lubed double dildo was fun
So discovered her new step-son
While his Dad was away
He found it okay

 

[LAHomedog]

The lubed double dildo was fun
So discovered her new step-son
While his Dad was away
He found it okay
Vagina fucking ass until
Vag fucked ass until they were done.

 

[Cymru9696]

A dry rub can be just the thing

 

[Azuldrgon]

A dry rub can be just the thing
For making food on the grill sing.

 

[Cymru9696]

A dry rub can be just the thing
For making food on the grill sing
High flame helps the crust

 

[LAHomedog]

A dry rub can be just the thing
For making food on the grill sing
High flame helps the crust
Well oiled is a must,

 

[LAHomedog]

A dry rub can be just the thing
For making food on the grill sing
High flame helps the crust
Well oiled is a must,
She was so hot she came zing, zing,

 

[Cymru9696]

At a stoplight, she grabbed her purse

 

[Mr Noone]

At a stoplight, she grabbed her purse
Her dildo was missing, “Oh Curse!”

 

[Cymru9696]

At a stoplight, she grabbed her purse
Her dildo was missing, “Oh Curse!”
As the light turns green

 

[Mr Noone]

At a stoplight, she grabbed her purse
Her dildo was missing, “Oh Curse!”
As the light turns to green
She shouts something obscene

 

[Cymru9696]

At a stoplight, she grabbed her purse
Her dildo was missing, “Oh Curse!”
As the light turns to green
She shouts something obscene
And then puts her car in reverse

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(they say that...)

Backing up is so hard to do

 

[Cymru9696]

Backing up is so hard to do
In a car, or the one with poo?

 

[LAHomedog]

Backing up is so hard to do
In a car, or the one with poo?
Twisting a bad neck,

 

[Cymru9696]

Backing up is so hard to do
In a car, or the one with poo?
Twisting a bad neck,
Rear view. What the heck.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Backing up is so hard to do
In a car, or the one with poo?
Twisting a bad neck,
Rear view. What the heck.
If you fuck up, it's all on you.

 

[LAHomedog]

The lumberjack swung his axe hard