Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[AbsintheFather]

Her lust was out of control
She'd stuff anything in her hole
She looked in the freezer
Hoping to please her
And found a Chang's spring roll



She begged "would you wear this ring?
It's a special one bought in Peking"
He wanted to please
It fit him with ease
He stayed hard as a truck's leaf spring

 

[stickygirl]

I want to sleep with you all

 

[AbsintheFather]

I want to sleep with you all
That sounds like a fucking free-for-all

 

[weespanner]

I want to sleep with you all
That sounds like a fucking free-for-all
How big is your bed?

 

[stickygirl]

I want to sleep with you all
That sounds like a fucking free-for-all
How big is your bed?
Just use the floor instead

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I want to sleep with you all
That sounds like a fucking free-for-all
How big is your bed?
Just use the floor instead
Or a good fuck on a Lit wall

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The nympho was all alone Saturday night

 

[Lia Monde]

The nympho was all alone Saturday night
Bemoaning her lonesome, horny plight

 

[texou]

The nympho was all alone Saturday night
Bemoaning her lonesome, horny plight
She took off her clothes

 

[Shadowmist99]

The nympho was all alone Saturday night
Bemoaning her lonesome, horny plight
She took off her clothes
At the window, struck a pose

 

[Shadowmist99]

The neighbor couldn't believe his luck

 

[texou]

The nympho was all alone Saturday night
Bemoaning her lonesome, horny plight
She took off her clothes
At the window, struck a pose
Her tits were a wondrous sight

 

[WickedAlchemy]

The neighbor couldn't believe his luck
It had been decades since his last fuck

 

[WickedAlchemy]

The neighbor couldn't believe his luck
It had been decades since his last fuck
His dick had dry rotted
but sudden up-nodded

 

[Shadowmist99]

The neighbor couldn't believe his luck
It had been decades since his last fuck
His dick had dry rotted
but sudden up-nodded
Shit! Where are the tissues? I gushed.

 

[WickedAlchemy]

They grinded on the dance floor all night.

 

[texou]

They grinded on the dance floor all night
Her ass felt so firm and so tight

 

[Shadowmist99]

They grinded on the dance floor all night
Her ass felt so firm and so tight
He gripped her harder

 

[texou]

They grinded on the dance floor all night
Her ass felt so firm and so tight
He gripped her harder
With hopes he could barter

 

[Dan638]

They grinded on the dance floor all night
Her ass felt so firm and so tight
He gripped her harder
With hopes he could barter
Screwing her till the morning light

 

[LusterMunky]

He said if it's just eating it ain't cheating

 

[HellBenttoo]

He said if it's just eating it ain't cheating
She disagreed, and commenced with the beating

 

[LusterMunky]

He said if it's just eating it ain't cheating
She disagreed, and commenced with the beating
My darling, he pleaded

 

[HellBenttoo]

He said if it's just eating it ain't cheating
She disagreed, and commenced with the beating
My darling, he pleaded
And finally conceded

 

[LusterMunky]

He said if it's just eating it ain't cheating
She disagreed, and commenced with the beating
My darling, he pleaded
And finally conceded
That strange pussies he'd no longer be treating.