Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Trubbycat]

A girl with a cute derrière,
Would often eschew underwear.
Her twat would get cold

 

[Coyote100]

A girl with a cute derrière,
Would often eschew underwear.
Her twat would get cold
From what I've been told

 

[Firecracker]

A girl with a cute derrière,
Would often eschew underwear.
Her twat would get cold,
From what I've been told,
Due to a complete lack of hair!

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She insisted on keeping it shaved

 

[Trubbycat]

She insisted on keeping it shaved
But to maintain it she often slaved

 

[Firecracker]

She insisted on keeping it shaved
But to maintain it she often slaved.
She'd constantly wax,

 

[Trubbycat]

She insisted on keeping it shaved
But to maintain it she often slaved.
She'd constantly wax,
To the tune of a sax

 

[Firecracker]

She insisted on keeping it shaved
But to maintain it she often slaved.
She'd constantly wax,
To the tune of a sax,
Which many men thought was depraved!

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

But alas they didn’t complain

 

[Firecracker]

But alas they didn’t complain,
As she laid bare and sipped on champagne.

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

But alas they didn’t complain,
As she laid bare and sipped on champagne
For right there beside 'er

 

[Trubbycat]

But alas they didn’t complain,
As she laid bare and sipped on champagne.
The bear rug was warm

 

[Firecracker]

But alas they didn’t complain,
As she laid bare and sipped on champagne
For right beside 'er,
All of the guys were

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

But alas they didn’t complain,
As she laid bare and sipped on champagne
For right beside 'er,
All of the guys were
Anxious for her queenly reign.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She would take them one by one

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She would take them one by one
Under the blaze of the sun

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She would take them one by one
Under the blaze of the sun
Once they were spent

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She would take them one by one
Under the blaze of the sun
Once they were spent
Home, others were sent

 

[Trubbycat]

She would take them one by one
Under the blaze of the sun
Once they were spent
Home, others were sent
Until she was finally done

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

He watched her movements like a hawk

 

[Trubbycat]

He watched her movements like a hawk
And loved to ogle her when she'd walk

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

He watched her movements like a hawk
And loved to ogle her when she'd walk
Swaying as she struts

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

He watched her movements like a hawk
And loved to ogle her when she'd walk
Swaying as she struts
No ifs, ands, or buts

 

[Trubbycat]

He watched her movements like a hawk
And loved to ogle her when she'd walk
Swaying as she struts
No ifs, ands, or buts
My, she was so fun to stalk

 

[Firecracker]

Her husband was watching football,