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[weespanner]

She put on her little black dress

 

[Hornblende]

She put on her little black dress
With the stain from a previous Pres'

 

[weespanner]

She put on her little black dress
With the stain from a previous Pres'
He'd lost all control

 

[Hornblende]

She put on her little black dress
With the stain from a previous Pres'
He'd lost all control
Cigar in the hole!

 

[weespanner]

She put on her little black dress
With the stain from a previous Pres'
He'd lost all control
Cigar in the hole!
A big Cuban missile, I guess!

 

[Hornblende]

She put on her little black dress
With the stain from a previous Pres'
He'd lost all control
Cigar in the hole!
A big Cuban missile, I guess!

Their dungeon was chock-full of toys

 

[weespanner]

Their dungeon was chock-full of toys
They'd soundproofed the walls, so no noise

 

[Hornblende]

Their dungeon was chock-full of toys
They'd soundproofed the walls, so no noise
When tied to the cross

 

[weespanner]

Their dungeon was chock-full of toys
They'd soundproofed the walls, so no noise
When tied to the cross
She knew who was boss

 

[Hornblende]

Their dungeon was chock-full of toys
They'd soundproofed the walls, so no noise
When tied to the cross
She knew who was boss
He showed her the pains and the joys.

 

[weespanner]

She travelled to work on the train

 

[Hornblende]

She travelled to work on the train
In a short skirt that drove men insane

 

[weespanner]

She travelled to work on the train
In a short skirt that drove men insane
Panties underneath?

 

[Hornblende]

She travelled to work on the train
In a short skirt that drove men insane
Panties underneath?
Yep. Removed with his teeth

 

[weespanner]

She travelled to work on the train
In a short skirt that drove men insane
Panties underneath?
Yep. Removed with his teeth
Her scent caused a massive cum stain

typo!

 

[Hornblende]

She travelled to work on the train
In a short skirt that drove men insane
Panties underneath?
Yep. Removed with his teeth
Her scent caused a massive cum atain

When she got to her destination

 

[weespanner]

When she got to her destination
Those glances of admiration

 

[Hornblende]

When she got to her destination
Those glances of admiration
Made her start a-stroking

 

[weespanner]

When she got to her destination
Those glances of admiration
Made her start a-stroking
Her fingers were soaking

 

[Hornblende]

When she got to her destination
Those glances of admiration
Made her start a-stroking
Her fingers were soaking
From full-on two-hands masturbation.

 

[weespanner]

A crowd gathered on platform three

 

[Hornblende]

A crowd gathered on platform three
(Where Network Rail charged them a fee )

 

[weespanner]

A crowd gathered on platform three
(Where Network Rail charged them a fee )
They made a fortune

 

[Hornblende]

A crowd gathered on platform three
(Where Network Rail charged them a fee )
They made a fortune
As she played her own tune

 

[weespanner]

A crowd gathered on platform three
(Where Network Rail charged them a fee )
They made a fortune
As she played her own tune
By streaming on blue-tube tv