Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[Cymru6969]

She orgasmed so hard she wept

 

[weespanner]

She orgasmed so hard she wept
His oral technique was adept

 

[Adre]

She orgasmed so hard she wept
His oral technique was adept
With a six inch tongue

 

[Cymru6969]

She orgasmed so hard she wept
His oral technique was adept
With a six inch tongue
Her bells were rung

 

[weespanner]

She orgasmed so hard she wept
His oral technique was adept
With a six inch tongue
Her bells were rung
When up to her g-spot it crept

 

[Hornblende]

She orgasmed so hard she wept
His oral technique was adept
With a six inch tongue
Her bells were rung
When up to her g-spot it crept

You're on fire today, WS!

 

[Cymru6969]

You're on fire today, WS!

It's nice when our Lims are on track

 

[Hornblende]

It's nice when our Lims are on track
And a talented Taff has your back

 

[weespanner]

You're on fire today, WS!

thanks HB!


It's nice when our Lims are on track
And a talented Taff has your back
Or even your front

 

[Hornblende]

It's nice when our Lims are on track
And a talented Taff has your back
Or even your front
The horny Welsh runt...

 

[Cymru6969]

It's nice when our Lims are on track
And a talented Taff has your back
Or even your front
You're a silly bunt

 

[weespanner]

It's nice when our Lims are on track
And a talented Taff has your back
Or even your front
The horny Welsh runt...
(I thought you'd use that word for crack!)

 

[weespanner]

It's nice when our Lims are on track
And a talented Taff has your back
Or even your front
You're a silly bunt
Sure we're only here for the craic!

 

[Hornblende]

It's nice when our Lims are on track
And a talented Taff has your back
Or even your front
You're a silly bunt
Sure we're only here for the craic!

To scan's not our only desire

 

[weespanner]

To scan's not our only desire
A quick wank before you retire?

 

[Hornblende]

To scan's not our only desire
A quick wank before you retire?
Well, slow is preferred

 

[weespanner]

To scan's not our only desire
A quick wank before you retire?
Well, slow is preferred
Yes, that's what I've heard

 

[Hornblende]

To scan's not our only desire
A quick wank before you retire?
Well, slow is preferred
Yes, that's what I've heard
It's the best way to build up the fire.

 

[weespanner]

He spent his time edging online

 

[Hornblende]

He spent his time edging online
And just when he thought he was fine

 

[Adre]

He spent his time edging online
And just when he thought he was fine
A drop hit the floor

 

[weespanner]

He spent his time edging online
And just when he thought he was fine
A drop hit the floor
He gripped hard and swore

 

[Hornblende]

He spent his time edging online
And just when he thought he was fine
A drop hit the floor
He gripped hard and swore
So, no putting pearls before swine!

 

[Cymru6969]

He spent his time edging online
And just when he thought he was fine
A drop hit the floor
He gripped hard and swore
So, no putting pearls before swine!

Sublime

She speaks Russian and Greek with me

 

[Hornblende]

She speaks Russian and Greek with me
I speak gibberish while down on one knee