Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[Adre]

You had asparagus for lunch?
You shouldn’t have pissed in the punch!

 

[Cymru6969]

You had asparagus for lunch?
You shouldn’t have pissed in the punch
We all smell the stench

 

[Hornblende]

You had asparagus for lunch?
You shouldn’t have pissed in the punch
We all smell the stench
You, me and that wench.
It's pungent, and that's not a hunch

 

[Jenaus]

A predator, cruel and verocious

 

[weespanner]

A predator, cruel and ferocious
Whose table manners were atrocious

 

[Hornblende]

A predator, cruel and ferocious
Whose table manners were atrocious
Said "What?! I am cat!"

 

[LizVegas79]

A predator, cruel and ferocious
Whose table manners were atrocious
Said "What?! I am cat!"
"Well, how about that?"

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

A predator, cruel and ferocious
Whose table manners were atrocious
Said "What?! I am cat!"
"Well, how about that?"
She could talk because she’s precocious

 

[Hornblende]

Her thoughts were becoming more lewd

 

[barefootgirl69]

Her thoughts were becoming more lewd
She was picturing him in the nude

 

[ArtisticX]

Her thoughts were becoming more lewd
She was picturing him in the nude

Her thoughts were becoming more lewd
She was picturing him in the nude
His penis, erect

 

[Hornblende]

Her thoughts were becoming more lewd
She was picturing him in the nude
His penis, erect
No touch could deflect

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Her thoughts were becoming more lewd
She was picturing him in the nude
His penis, erect
No touch could deflect
Her 'come fuck me' attitude

 

[EmpressJosephine]

This thread has reached almost five thousand.

 

[Cymru6969]

This thread has reached almost five thousand
Mission accomplished. New thread lousened

poetic license

 

[weespanner]

This thread has reached almost five thousand
Mission accomplished. New thread lousened
Press 'subscribe' again

 

[Cymru6969]

This thread has reached almost five thousand
Mission accomplished. New thread lousened
Press 'subscribe' again
To have rhymes sustain

 

[weespanner]

This thread has reached almost five thousand
Mission accomplished. New thread lousened
Press 'subscribe' again
To have rhymes sustain
It's always a fun thread to browse in!

 

[Cymru6969]

Our row boat is riddled with holes

 

[weespanner]

Our row boat is riddled with holes
Likely to end up on the shoals.
Time for the breast stroke

 

[Cymru6969]

Our row boat is riddled with holes
Likely to end up on the shoals.
Time for the breast stroke
Smooth and easy, bloke

 

[Adre]

Our row boat is riddled with holes
Likely to end up on the shoals.
Time for the breast stroke
Smooth and easy, bloke
May someone pray for our souls

 

[Wife of Bath]

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