Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[weespanner]

It's a "no bra Sunday" for Jill
Which gives all her neighbours a thrill
Her tits bounce freely
They all want a feel-y
Big tips at Hooter's Bar and Grill

Each night when she finished her shift

 

[Cymru6969]

Each night when she finished her shift
Her panties came off and were whiffed

 

[Adre]

Each night when she finished her shift
Her panties came off and were whiffed
For five bucks a pop

 

[weespanner]

Each night when she finished her shift
Her panties came off and were whiffed
For five bucks a pop
(Ten without her top)

 

[Adre]

Each night when she finished her shift
Her panties came off and were whiffed
For five bucks a pop
(Ten without her top)
Many a cock she would lift

 

[Cymru6969]

Each night when she finished her shift
Her panties came off and were whiffed
For five bucks a pop
(Ten without her top)
Many a cock she would lift

The staining was cause for concern

 

[weespanner]

The staining was cause for concern
Those using "the nose" could discern

 

[weespanner]

can't resist....

The staining was cause for concern
Those using "the nose" could discern
It's golden and sweet
Mixed with her secrete
She'd spilled half a glass of Sauternes!

 

[Cymru6969]

can't resist....

The staining was cause for concern
Those using "the nose" could discern
It's golden and sweet
Mixed with her secrete
She'd spilled half a glass of Sauternes!

show off

Biscotti and vin santo please

 

[weespanner]

show off

Biscotti and vin santo please
Served underneath lush Tuscan trees

 

[Firecracker]

Biscotti and vin santo please
Served underneath lush Tuscan trees.
A European retreat

 

[Cymru6969]

Biscotti and vin santo please
Served underneath lush Tuscan trees.
A European retreat
Is quite hard to beat

 

[weespanner]

Biscotti and vin santo please
Served underneath lush Tuscan trees
A Euro retreat
Is quite hard to beat
- Try a bobbing head 'tween your knees

 

[Adre]

I'd choose a blowjob over wine

 

[weespanner]

I'd choose a blowjob over wine
Well how about a sixty- nine?

 

[Adre]

I'd choose a blowjob over wine
Well how about a sixty- nine?
Okay, get on top

 

[weespanner]

I'd choose a blowjob over wine
Well how about a sixty- nine?
Okay, get on top
You may need a mop

 

[Hornblende]

I'd choose a blowjob over wine
Well how about a sixty- nine?
Okay, get on top
You may need a mop
I've checked on the vintage, it's fine.

 

[Adre]

I'd choose a blowjob over wine
Well how about a sixty- nine?
Okay, get on top
You may need a mop
To sop up the mess that is mine

 

[weespanner]

I'd choose a blowjob over wine
Well how about a sixty- nine?
Okay, get on top
You may need a mop
I've checked on the vintage, it's fine.

I'd choose a blowjob over wine
Well how about a sixty- nine?
Okay, get on top
You may need a mop
To sop up the mess that is mine

*applause*


The sun shone on her naked skin

 

[Adre]

The sun shone on her naked skin
Making him want to plunge in

 

[weespanner]

The sun shone on her naked skin
Making him want to plunge in
He oiled up her back

 

[Cymru6969]

The sun shone on her naked skin
Making him want to plunge in
He oiled up her back
And her nether crack

 

[weespanner]

The sun shone on her naked skin
Making him want to plunge in
He oiled up her back
And her nether crack
While drooling all over his chin

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex on the beach in public view