Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[Hornblende]

She hoped that he was a grower
Her hopes couldn't sink any lower
But she was surprised
Despite her surmise

 

[Cymru6969]

She hoped that he was a grower
Her hopes couldn't sink any lower
But she was surprised
Despite her surmise
She volunteered as his blower

 

[85Ironman]

Dam I hate starting Limericks
Though I do like being in the mix

 

[Hornblende]

Dam I hate starting Limericks
Though I do like being in the mix
I like that as well
Though I never can tell

 

[weespanner]

Damn I hate starting Limericks
Though I do like being in the mix
I like that as well
Though I never can tell
Just who prefers pussies or dicks

 

[Cymru6969]

Someone's mind is in the gutter

 

[butters]

Someone's mind is in the gutter
to utter that one has to stutter

 

[Cymru6969]

Someone's mind is in the gutter
to utter that one has to stutter
Tits, cunts, cocks and balls

 

[weespanner]

Someone's mind is in the gutter
to utter that one has to stutter
Tits, cunts, cocks and balls
Hairy aerosols

 

[Cymru6969]

Someone's mind is in the gutter
to utter that one has to stutter
Tits, cunts, cocks and balls
Hairy aerosols
As Brando said, "Get the butter."

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His cock ring was a tad too tight

 

[weespanner]

((Dee))

His cock ring was a tad too tight
He wore it to bed ev'ry night

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

wee!

His cock ring was a tad too tight
He wore it to bed ev'ry night
Hoping for nookie

 

[weespanner]

His cock ring was a tad too tight
He wore it to bed ev'ry night
Hoping for nookie
He'd cry "Looky looky!"

 

[Cymru6969]

His cock ring was a tad too tight
He wore it to bed ev'ry night
Hoping for nookie
He'd cry "Looky looky!"
His flat mates said "Turn off the light!"

 

[weespanner]

He posted nude selfies online

 

[Hornblende]

He posted nude selfies online
But the mods threatened him with a fine

 

[Adre]

He posted nude selfies online
But the mods threatened him with a fine
He blurred his hard cock

 

[weespanner]

He posted nude selfies online
But the mods threatened him with a fine
He blurred his hard cock
Or used a big sock

 

[Adre]

He posted nude selfies online
But the mods threatened him with a fine
He blurred his hard cock
Or used a big sock
The mod said "That's bigger than mine!"

 

[Cymru6969]

It's a "no bra Sunday" for Jill

 

[weespanner]

It's a "no bra Sunday" for Jill
Which gives all her neighbours a thrill

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

It's a "no bra Sunday" for Jill
Which gives all her neighbours a thrill
Her tits bounce freely

 

[weespanner]

It's a "no bra Sunday" for Jill
Which gives all her neighbours a thrill
Her tits bounce freely
They all want a feel-y

 

[Cymru6969]

It's a "no bra Sunday" for Jill
Which gives all her neighbours a thrill
Her tits bounce freely
They all want a feel-y
Big tips at Hooter's Bar and Grill